9:00 am- the moosh is up and follows me into the bathroom where she tells me to “SHHH! Daddy’s sleeping!” after I tooted quite loudly and it echoed in the bowl.
10:00 am- the moosh has a diaper rash and asks me to kiss her butt better after stripping off her diaper while playing with Play Doh at the kitchen table.
10:01 am- I kiss her side better and she says “NO! BUM!” and better positions it for a get better kiss from mom.
10:02 am- I didn’t kiss her butt.
11:37 am- I’m upstairs cleaning the bathroom, I thought the moosh was downstairs watching Dora save Pablo’s Flute naked (the moosh not Dora) when I heard terrorized shrieks from downstairs. I didn’t quite know what to expect but it definitely wasn’t this:
You can tell the moosh is screaming because her mommy thought it was way too funny that the moosh got a potty stuck on her head not to take a picture of it before helping her out. What you probably can’t tell is that the moosh is jumping up and down screaming at me in an all out banshee fit.
Hey, if the potty fits.
Comments off.
By on 03.23.07 2:53 am | Permalink
HILARIOUS!
By on 03.23.07 8:28 am | Permalink
That is a great picture. I like you even better now that I know you’ll run for the camera BEFORE helping her out of her predicament!
By on 03.23.07 3:44 pm | Permalink
OH MY GOSH!!! I love it! For sure that picture is something to haul out at her wedding!!!!
By on 03.23.07 3:52 pm | Permalink
“If the potty fits.” You’re killin’ me, Casey. You’re killin’ me. Excuse me while I go look for the Windex.
By on 03.23.07 7:36 pm | Permalink
LMAO! Blogs about bodily functions and naked butts are my fav!! I think all children are required to get that damn cushie tush toilet seat thingy stuck on their bodies before they are allowed to graduate potty training.
By on 03.23.07 8:38 pm | Permalink
Glad to see the potty training is going well.
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