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July 5, 2007

I took a “core sculpting” class today. All this “core” stuff came out when my core was carrying a fetus and so I never really caught on to the hype.
I learned today that I have no core. I’m core-less. Empty.
How do I sculpt a core when there’s no core to begin with?
The eighty year old woman behind me had a core that put my non existent one to shame.
There was another lady there that gave up after the second set of core building exercises and picked at her nails for the rest of the hour instead.
Do you have a core? Are they really worth the effort? Should I just stick to the treadmill? I didn’t need a core for that.

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Ha ha ha ha! I am SO with you. I was in a yoga class the other day and the instructor said, “use your core strength to lift your legs in the air above your head.” I tried to do what everyone else was doing and my legs didn’t move an inch. Core strength? WHAT core strength? Mine is registering a big fat zero!!

hahahaha my core is on vacation in batswana…

Um, if what happens to you on the treadmill happens every single time, I’d say screw the core (arf!) and stick with running.

I’m not even sure I know what a core is, unless we’re talking apples. Somehow I don’t think so.

No!!! You will find your core. I promise…You just have to locate it first.

Once you do that, you are core-iffic.

Good luck.

I need to find my core again too.

I’m not positive on the “core” meaning - but I’m told you can get a stronger one just by sitting on a ball instead of an office chair. Dude! That would be, like, an eight hour workout for me! But I’m not sure they’d let me have it at work. And I’m pretty sure it would only take a day or so before I found it outside - flat - if I got one for the house. So I guess I get no core, either.

uh … what’s a core?

i’m guessing if i have to ask, i don’t have one …?!

I’m definitely coreless! Is there anything less than coreless because I think I’ll be there after tomorrow!

I am definitely core-less. Welcome.

Yes, the core leaves your body when you are going through childbirth. They forget to tell us that that happens!

Stick with the treadmill!

Honey, I’d be on that treadmill every day!

When I first read this blog, I got all excited thinking you were taking a sculpting class and that I could talk you into make that odie o ben say tops for me. Then I realized you were talking about your stomach muscles.

have core like trunk of tree.

I’m not even gonna start on my “core-less”. It disappeared when I turned 20.

Core… uh yeah, what’s that ?

Definitely stick to the treadmill!

My core is on a temporary leave of absence.

Unfortunately, that leave of absence has been ongoing for umm…six years.

I’m a bit worried about you sitting on a ball to work your core, what with your prior post and all. If a treadmill can do it, whoa!

I keep finding and losing my core. Although, even when I find it no-one else would see it.

Um, core? Hmmm, Nope, no core here. Lots of little ripples though… especially if I jump. =)

Yeah~ Don’t get all this ‘core’ talk. I wonder if it is anything like ‘new’ math?

Why would you betray your beloved treadmill? Seems it found your core….

My core is rotten. It was a use or it lose it kind of deal. I should have read the fine print better when I signed up for this gig.

I vote for the treadmill. It sounds much more enjoyable.

And who are these senior citizens that keep putting us to shame? I live beside an 88 year old woman who manages to shovel her walk and mow her grass long before I do. How embarrassing.

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