I just stood up and said “Hi, I’m Casey and I orgasm on the treadmill” into a microphone in front of 800 people.
Oh, the google searches.
I need a moderator.
I just stood up and said “Hi, I’m Casey and I orgasm on the treadmill” into a microphone in front of 800 people.
Oh, the google searches.
I need a moderator.
Comments off.
By Skye on 07.29.07 4:46 pm | Permalink
Love the new digs. Your blog now loads WAY faster than at blogger. Nice.
By Heather on 07.29.07 8:16 pm | Permalink
Oh man, I wish I had gone now JUST to see that.
Personally, I would have gotten up there and farted into the microphone.
By insamemommy on 07.29.07 9:50 pm | Permalink
There you are…. I like your new home. I’ve been thinking (scared ****less) a lot about the “move” or shall I say “lift” too… Lovei it. Rony
By Butrfly4404 on 07.29.07 10:43 pm | Permalink
Honey, he looks so interested in what you’re saying! Must have been a helluva conversation.
You might as well get that kind of stuff out in the open right away. You don’t want to have to guess if your new friend gets off on the treadmill or not.
Love the new place. I will be updated shortly.
By Lene on 07.30.07 10:41 am | Permalink
Wow, I am impressed, Casey!!
Love the new set up!
By Valerie on 07.30.07 2:46 pm | Permalink
Actually, the people in the ballroom really missed out, because I was up in the Yahoo Internet Cafe when you came by with the other Elizabeth Edwards and hearing you tell the whole story was priceless.
So, yeah, I had to Google you because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t ask if you had a card.
By Lizarita on 07.31.07 1:34 pm | Permalink
After I finished snorting and wiping the tears from my eyes in the ballroom that morning I asked Jory “WHO! SAID THAT?” and she had no idea. But my girlfriend just sent me your link and I’m so glad to see that your first post-BlogHer entry was THIS.
Hysterical!
By Carrisa on 07.31.07 2:33 pm | Permalink
I was there when you said that… and I turned to my friend and said “If I could orgasm on a treadmill I’d be thin.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone laugh as hard as she did.
So um… what’s your secret technique? Share!
By Frema on 07.31.07 2:49 pm | Permalink
I have photographic evidence of the laugh Carrisa describes above. Priceless!
By Erika, Plain Jane Mom on 08.02.07 6:41 pm | Permalink
1. I need instructions.
2. I finally found you! I laughed my insides out when you made that announcement, and I’m so glad I know who you are now!
By laurie from sk*rt on 08.03.07 11:24 pm | Permalink
man that picture is funny.
had a great time hanging with you at the pre-pre-dinner. happy to have found you online now.
happy friday!
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By Kimmie on 08.08.07 3:14 am | Permalink
Twitter: @kimsueellen
Hi Casey. Miss you terribly. I need to call you, I suck.
hehehe
Very funny post today, I’ll have to tell you about the first time Flavio learned what a queef was.
Hilarious.
By compulsive writer on 08.09.07 12:13 am | Permalink
That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
Oh my!
By motherbumper on 08.10.07 12:20 am | Permalink
OMG – I was totally there and you cracked me up (but I also remember you had an excellent statement and question). Very, very memorable.
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