“If you ever want to feel like your family is normal, go to the State Fair.”
-Jeff Foxworthy
the moosh hearts goats.
See anything WRONG with this picture?
WE DID.
And we ate it…
(We don’t suggest it, unless you like carbonated grease burps. mmmmm.)
YOU WONDER WHY INDIANA’S SO OBESE? STOP WONDERING.
(Dedicated to you Redneck Mommy.*wink wink* neigh)
Pigs have half hour orgasms.
HALF HOUR.
30 minutes. 3-0.
And as you can see they have the nads to back up such a feat.
This was by far the most educational fair I have ever been to.
Fried Cheez-Whiz anyone?















Comments off.
By Kara on 08.14.07 4:49 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @karainmd
OMG that last picture leaves me speechless. 30 minute orgasms…who has the time for that? seriously…how do I find time for that?
By Kara on 08.14.07 4:50 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @karainmd
oh and how the hell do you deep fry pepsi??
By Casey on 08.14.07 4:53 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @mooshinindy
It’s dough that is made with Pepsi instead of water, it’s fried and then covered in Pepsi syrup.
*hurl*
By Ivy on 08.14.07 4:55 pm | Permalink
Dang, I missed so much by not hitting the state fair when I was in Indy. Alas.
BTW, deep fried Snickers is HELLA and anybody that says different is crazy.
By Butrfly4404 on 08.14.07 4:59 pm | Permalink
The Pepsi caught me, too. I don’t think I’ve seen that here and we are like…THE KINGS of deep-frying. “Put a stick in it and fry it” is the Minnesota State Motto, I think.
By OMSH on 08.14.07 5:36 pm | Permalink
oink
I’m trying to speak their language.
I sooooooooo want that. Who wouldn’t? 30 minutes? I’ve got some research to do, obviously.
By Isabel on 08.14.07 5:50 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @holaisabel
Deep fried Pepsi? What in the name of hell is that and why, oh why, does it exist?
The State Fair…gotta love it!
By Carla Stream on 08.14.07 5:51 pm | Permalink
Now I am totally in the mood for the Great MN Get Together! Wheeeeee the State Fair is coming! Cheese Curds for me, please.
By Carrisa on 08.14.07 5:56 pm | Permalink
Ok so the deep fried pepsi grosses me out, but the 30 minute orgasm? Imagine how good I would sleep after one of those! I’d never need another Ambien again!
By Biddy on 08.14.07 6:05 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @biddymcbidson
Bossy will be so proud you followed in her artistic footsteps!
deep fried pepsi…we don’t even have that in west texas! (and we really do fry EVERYTHING) ick…of course, we drink COKE down here…
anywho…30 minute orgasm huh? wow…i had a ten minute one and passed out…
oh, did i say that out loud? sorry, sure that was more than you needed to know!
By andi on 08.14.07 6:05 pm | Permalink
Ew ew ew. Was there anything there that wasn’t deep fried?
And you are the authoritative voice on orgasms, my friend. Is there a treadmill that can buy me the half hour pig one? I’m already working on my piggy physique, now if I could just have one of their orgasms I would be a happy camper.
By Assertagirl on 08.14.07 6:09 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @Assertagirl
I’ma gonna enter mah praze-winnin’ tomaters in the fair this year.
By Lizarita on 08.14.07 6:48 pm | Permalink
Deep Fried Pepsi is so wrong on so many levels. How do you…how do they….I mean….what tha…???
By jen on 08.14.07 7:03 pm | Permalink
i so want to be a pig right now.
By Anna on 08.14.07 8:04 pm | Permalink
Yes, and the corn cake, what?
Didja see anyone EATING this stuff?
By Wendy on 08.14.07 8:06 pm | Permalink
Is that why their toes are permanently curled?
By Casey on 08.14.07 8:23 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @mooshinindy
WENDY WINS THE AWARD FOR BEST COMMENT E V E R.
By nell on 08.14.07 8:51 pm | Permalink
Oh I LOVE the fair! I can’t wait for ours, but yours does seem to have an unreasonable number of deep fried foods… I’m not saying that’s bad, I’m just saying.
By Redneck Mommy on 08.14.07 9:05 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @redneckmommy
One of those whips has your name on it darlin’…I’ll use it to get you running on the treadmill faster…
Those pigs will be positively jealous by the time I’m through with you…
Snicker.
By Adrienne on 08.14.07 9:05 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @Adriennevh
I was just in Vegas and downtown you get deep fried Twinkies and the best thing in the whole world……..Deep Fried OREOS! OMG so yummy!
By Reese on 08.14.07 9:20 pm | Permalink
Between the “soggy balls” and the pig balls, I nearly spit out my pizza.
By NotSoSage on 08.14.07 9:39 pm | Permalink
Goodness, it’s hard enough to get a quickie in around here with a toddler in the house. How on earth could I parent with a 30 minute orgasm?
By Indygirl on 08.14.07 9:40 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @rhoni_renee
My son and I visited the State Fair this week…gag-a-rama. We ate dinner BEFORE we went and my son, bless his soul, he only asked for a bottle of water. Deep-fried Pepsi (anything)? Seriously.gross.
Always glad to find another Indy Girl around!
By Suebob on 08.14.07 9:49 pm | Permalink
Yikes. I didn’t know you could deep-fry so many things.
By Christina on 08.14.07 10:07 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @mommystory
My eyes must be going…I thought that was a set of human feet under the pig.
And yeah, here in Ohio the state fair provides any food you can think of fried, including Pepsi. Yuck.
By Liz on 08.14.07 10:07 pm | Permalink
I’ve had a deep fried Snickers bar, and I’m here to say: YUMMERS! Also yummers for the deep fried Oreo. But deep fried Pepsi? Who in the what now?
By pinks & blues girls on 08.14.07 10:12 pm | Permalink
What the…
I am speechless. Literally free of speech.
(Long pause)
OK, between the fried balls and the swine balls, I think I’ve seen my share of the county fair.
Jane, P&B Girls
By Jenn on 08.14.07 10:13 pm | Permalink
Who the hell thought frying everything in the pantry was a good idea in the first place? I mean, honestly “Hey, honey, why don’t you fry us up some of that there Pepsi? and while yer at it, toss in a Twinkie or two. Hoo wee!”
By Mama Zen on 08.14.07 10:28 pm | Permalink
That is . . .I mean . . .Huh? Pepsi? Thirty minutes? I simply can’t process all of this at one time!
By Megan/ Velveteen Mind on 08.15.07 12:04 am | Permalink
Twitter: @velveteenmind
I spend half of my blogging time writing about how much I love carnivals, fairs, circuses, what have you. I am all about the rolling coronary carts. Yes, if you fry it, I’ll eat it. This is the Mississippi Gulf Coast after all, and I’m still detoxing from my old New Orleans diet.
Needless to say, love this post.
By slackermommy on 08.15.07 12:04 am | Permalink
What is it with the midwest and fried everything? I just saw fried cookie dough. Who discovered that pigs have 30 minute orgasms and why?
By Kimmie on 08.15.07 12:37 am | Permalink
Twitter: @kimsueellen
Laughing so hard…love the spray paint whip. Too hilarious. Sorry I missed out.
By metalia on 08.15.07 12:43 am | Permalink
I’d actually heard of the deep fried candy bars, but PEPSI? I think I’m going to vomit. Riiiight….now.
Um, how did you find out that interesting bit of trivia about pigs? More to the point, who FIRST discovered this information, and HOW?
By Jennifer on 08.15.07 8:05 am | Permalink
Reading this post gave me gut rot.
Gross.
And I thought people in Alabama were fatties…
By Ms. Crafty Wanna-Be on 08.15.07 8:16 am | Permalink
Don’t you just love the Indiana State Fair. I never understood why they deep-fried Twinkies, candy bars, etc….but REALLY can’t understand the Deep-Fried Pepsi.
D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G
I think we’re taking G-Man on Friday…gotta experience it! This will be his first trip…and he sure loves his farm animals & tractors!
By Ruth Dynamite on 08.15.07 9:20 am | Permalink
Seriously? About the pigs? Holy fried dough bacon fritters, batman! That is Impressive.
By ~JJ! on 08.15.07 9:23 am | Permalink
That is friggin’ funny!
By kerrianne on 08.15.07 10:57 am | Permalink
Twitter: @kerrianne
Deep-fried peanut butter cups are wrong on so many levels. Why ruin a good thing?
(I loved your “whip” drawing. Awesome.)
By insansemommy on 08.15.07 11:11 am | Permalink
I love the pig! 3-0 minute orgasm. Didn’t know it was possible. lol….. State Fairs are so damn fun.. Fun people watching.
By Worker Mommy on 08.15.07 11:52 am | Permalink
Deep Fried Pepsi. What in the hell ?
Our state fair starts next month and you gotta believe we’re going. I’ll be in search of some deep fried pepsi this time.
By Annie on 08.15.07 12:06 pm | Permalink
I could chomp on a deep fried candy bar right about now
By ashlee on 08.15.07 1:16 pm | Permalink
Wow that’s some good eating. Deep fried everything…now that’s something that would for sure make me puke these days.
By Mrs. Chicky on 08.15.07 1:17 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @chickybaby
Deep fried Pepsi? Who the hell came up with that one?
I will, however, take a deep fried peanut butter cup. Yummy.
By LawyerMama on 08.15.07 2:11 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @Lawyermama
30 minutes? Daaaaaaamn.
Recently heard at a farm: “Daddy, what are those piggies doing?” “Makin’ bacon, sweetie. Makin’ bacon.”
I bet they tried to deep fry the Pepsi.
By Brillig on 08.15.07 3:31 pm | Permalink
Oh my… I think I’m fatter just reading this…
By motherofbun on 08.15.07 5:01 pm | Permalink
Your hubby is hunky. Your little one adoreable. And that fried ****? Icky, icky, icky. And your commentary on photos? AWESOME.
By Shauna on 08.15.07 6:38 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @ChocolateShauna
Deep fried. UGh.
30 minutes? I want to be a pig!
By schmutzie on 08.15.07 6:49 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @schmutzie
That pig, and in fact all pigs, have got it goin’ on.
By mimi on 08.15.07 8:33 pm | Permalink
I hardly know what to comment on. Deep-fried pineapple upside down cake? Geeeeez-louise. Insane. Eating that might distract us all from not being pigs, though. Seriously.
By FENICLE on 08.15.07 8:49 pm | Permalink
Great pic’s!! I love all the deep-fried stuff…we have a Fall Festival with all that crap here in October. It’s sickening to watch everyone stuffing their faces with it. I mean most of the combinations are disgusting!!!
By AbsolutelyBananas on 08.16.07 3:43 pm | Permalink
hilarious. seriously.
By Jazz on 08.16.07 10:20 pm | Permalink
Yuck! I may never ever eat anything at a Fair again! Deep fried PEPSI…eewww
Now about those orgasms…must tell hubby about this. He can be pretty competitive..hehe.
By Must be Motherhood on 08.19.07 2:32 pm | Permalink
Ha! We ventured to the fairgrounds yesterday and although I resisted the fried Pepsi, I had an ice cream cone the size of my head and a corn on the cob TWICE dipped in butter. Did you see the fried “fresh” vegetable stand? Clearly you can nix-out the fried chocolate bars with a few fried radishes, right?
My son looooved the animals.
By VDog on 10.27.07 2:44 am | Permalink
Twitter: @VDog
OMG, WHY, WHY, WHY?????? Deep fried Pepsi is just SOOOOOO unnecessary.
By Cal Jennings on 11.03.07 1:40 pm | Permalink
If you don’t have time for a 30 minute orgasm, all I can say is,
“Slow down, you’re moving too fast.
You’ve got to make the morning last.”
Lol. Read ESO.
Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,
Cal-el
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