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“If you ever want to feel like your family is normal, go to the State Fair.”

-Jeff Foxworthy

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the moosh hearts goats.

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See anything WRONG with this picture?

WE DID.

And we ate it…

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(We don’t suggest it, unless you like carbonated grease burps. mmmmm.)

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YOU WONDER WHY INDIANA’S SO OBESE? STOP WONDERING.

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(Dedicated to you Redneck Mommy.*wink wink* neigh)

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Pigs have half hour orgasms.

HALF HOUR.

30 minutes. 3-0.

And as you can see they have the nads to back up such a feat.

This was by far the most educational fair I have ever been to.

Fried Cheez-Whiz anyone?

Comments

  1. hilarious. seriously.

  2. Yuck! I may never ever eat anything at a Fair again! Deep fried PEPSI…eewww

    Now about those orgasms…must tell hubby about this. He can be pretty competitive..hehe.

  3. Ha! We ventured to the fairgrounds yesterday and although I resisted the fried Pepsi, I had an ice cream cone the size of my head and a corn on the cob TWICE dipped in butter. Did you see the fried “fresh” vegetable stand? Clearly you can nix-out the fried chocolate bars with a few fried radishes, right?

    My son looooved the animals.

  4. OMG, WHY, WHY, WHY?????? Deep fried Pepsi is just SOOOOOO unnecessary.

  5. If you don’t have time for a 30 minute orgasm, all I can say is,
    “Slow down, you’re moving too fast.
    You’ve got to make the morning last.”

    Lol. Read ESO.

    Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

    Cal-el

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