Welcome to Casey. I’m the mayor, Casey. Meet my co-counsel the moosh. We’ve gone and started our own little community where doughnuts are calorie free, cellulite is non existent, jumping on the bed is encouraged and morning breath smells like sweet mint. Want to move here? The only requirements are that you don’t suck.
The only pressure you’ll feel in my town is from the tower.
Where I’ll keep your money and spend it too.
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By Marilyn on 10.03.07 11:45 am | Permalink
Just as long as you promise that there will be a no-tolerance policy for obnoxious neighbors who let their dogs crap on my lawn, I’m there.
By ButrflyGarden on 10.03.07 11:59 am | Permalink
Calorie-free donuts? I’m SO there…what’s the housing market look like?
By ashlee on 10.03.07 12:04 pm | Permalink
Sounds like a sweet place to live!
By Jen on 10.03.07 1:02 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @jayesel
hey! I’m de-lurking! And also- GIVE ME THOSE DONUTS!
By Christine on 10.03.07 1:04 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @no_watch_me
Are chips calorie free, too? If so, I’m in!
By Colleen on 10.03.07 1:40 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @amadisonmom
Your very own town huh? I wonder if my husband would like to move?
By erin on 10.03.07 1:42 pm | Permalink
wow. i’m totally in. i promise i don’t suck.
By ktjrdn on 10.03.07 2:03 pm | Permalink
delurking…
I’ll move to town. As long as you can make that calorie free thing apply to brownies too, and make that bit retroactive to about 5 minutes ago
By LawyerMama on 10.03.07 2:10 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @Lawyermama
That is FABULOUS! Your town flag should have a pair of that punk’s shoes on it!
By Chick on 10.03.07 2:33 pm | Permalink
Can I come over?
By Isabel on 10.03.07 5:41 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @holaisabel
Wait, can we change it so that morning breath smells like rootbeer?
By Amy on 10.03.07 5:48 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @amy2boys
You had me at calorie-free donuts. I’m in.
By loralee on 10.03.07 6:22 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @looneytunes
Can we vote to eliminate bad hair days, too??
By Bennie on 10.03.07 6:35 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @SoulShiner
So when do we see the bikini…er…um…nice tower.
By Reese on 10.03.07 8:32 pm | Permalink
count me in, but only if my skunk can come.
By candace on 10.03.07 10:41 pm | Permalink
oh! I eat those all the time. And I don’t know why husband disgreesa bout the sweet morning breath.. geez. I should come live with you.
By Kelly on 10.03.07 10:47 pm | Permalink
Donuts are calorie-free? I’m on my way!
By Suburban Oblivion on 10.04.07 7:07 am | Permalink
These are kk doughnuts, yes? None of those crappy Dunkin Donuts for me.
By Jennifer on 10.04.07 11:04 am | Permalink
Twitter: @playgroupie
Dude! I’m so moving here!
By andi on 10.04.07 12:54 pm | Permalink
I knew it was only a matter of time before you had your own little town.
By Carla Stream on 10.04.07 8:45 pm | Permalink
I’m packed.
By FENICLE on 10.04.07 9:45 pm | Permalink
If gas is under $2 a gallon we’ll be moving tomorrow
By BOSSY on 10.05.07 3:05 pm | Permalink
Ohhh yeah. Imagine the Block Party!
By Shauna on 10.05.07 6:51 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @ChocolateShauna
I am SO there.
By www.cellulitediary.info » Welcome to Casey, USA. on 10.18.07 7:32 am | Permalink
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