I was tagged over a month ago for a meme involving the ABC’s. (HI LIAM! NOT SURE IF YOU WANT TO BE LINKED! HI!)
Now if I were able to afford the therapy I so desperately need he or she would tell me to work on my relationship with Indiana. Hating the place you live can really drag a girl down. So instead of focusing the meme on me, I’ll be doing the meme about Indiana.
In case you were ever crazy enough to move here.
Really, it does.
Here it goes…
A-Awfully close to Chicago.
B-Big fields of corn.
C-Corn, so much damn corn.
D-Dolphin dome at the zoo, pretty awesome. Surprisingly.
F-Flat. So flippin’ flat.
G-Gardens. White River Gardens. Perdy. Also surprising.
H-H&M (This is only a plus if you live somewhere without an H&M)
I-Indianapolis. Learning to spell this (quickly and out loud) sucks.
J-Jennifer, did you see all the Fried Pepsi?
K-Kentucky is down there. See?
L-Louisville is close. Good times.
M-Moisture, as in humidity. (H&M is way cooler than humidity, that’s why it won H.)
N-NASCAR.mmm hmm, that’s right.
O-HOOsier. (Again, H&M, way cooler.)
P- Pacers. If you like that sort of thing, which I don’t. But, you know.
R-Raccoons, man, they’re everywhere. Most are dead. But still everywhere.
S- Sirens, tornado sirens to be exact. Those are fun.
T-Tax! No sales tax on food!
U-Umbrellas, make sure you have one that CAN’T TURN INSIDE OUT.
V-Fried Vegetables. With a side of what? Yep, Fried Pepsi.
W-World champion Colts.
X-X marks the spot for wha? FRIED PEPSI!
Y-You want more meat? Because we have the Rib Festival.
Z-Zebras. At the zoo. Two birds, one letter. Skills people, mad skills.