This is an easy one.
I got married. (this time ’til death do you part)
“Ooh, it’s like so hard being a size 4 and 19 years old.”
I was sealed. (this time for time and all eternity.)
“Ooh, my life is so hard at 20 with a handsome husband and my 28 inch waist. Pity me.”
Then I got fat.
“Hey? Who’s that fat chick next to Cody?”
Intrigued? Isn’t this the best NaBloPoMo you read?
I know right?
Stay with me and you’ll be rewarded with cellulite rich photos of my chubby