This is an easy one.
I got married. (this time ’til death do you part)
June 2001
“Ooh, it’s like so hard being a size 4 and 19 years old.”
I was sealed. (this time for time and all eternity.)
June 2002.
“Ooh, my life is so hard at 20 with a handsome husband and my 28 inch waist. Pity me.”
Then I got fat.
Summer 2003.
“Hey? Who’s that fat chick next to Cody?”
Intrigued? Isn’t this the best NaBloPoMo you read?
I know right?
*Ahem* Sorry.
Stay with me and you’ll be rewarded with cellulite rich photos of my chubby summer year.










Comments off.
By Kimmie on 11.09.07 1:49 am | Permalink
Twitter: @kimsueellen
I LOVE YOU! SERIOUSLY, THIS is why I love you, and am so utterly jealous of you. At least I can admit it.
By Kimmie on 11.09.07 1:49 am | Permalink
Twitter: @kimsueellen
…now anyway.
By lou on 11.09.07 2:21 am | Permalink
HOPE!
Seriously- I’ve kind of chunked up a bit myself in the past few months- so you’re very skinny pic on the side of the blog gives me super-hope!
By Jolene on 11.09.07 2:40 am | Permalink
Have you two been together when he wasn’t a student??? I was just doing the math…
Oh, and you just showed yet another reason to be a mormon, you can totally justify two weddings
By Lindy on 11.09.07 6:24 am | Permalink
Twitter: @Lindy_
This IS the best NoBloPoMo EVER!! Is there a prize for you at the end of the month?? You’re just too clever to come up w/ a theme/concept to keep us hooked and reading every.single.solitary.day!
By Sarah on 11.09.07 8:39 am | Permalink
At first I was all, “Oh, she’s pregnant there.” But then I did the math it’s just too soon.
I hope today is a double post day! hint, hint
By Anna on 11.09.07 8:54 am | Permalink
I’m laughing right now because I just posted my fat/skinny pictures and story.
By Teri on 11.09.07 10:44 am | Permalink
Can’t wait to hear the rest…
And (excuse my stupidity) – why the 2 ceremonies? And are they usually a year apart?
By Meggan on 11.09.07 10:53 am | Permalink
THAT’S your fat picture? I soooo have you beat!
By Must be Motherhood on 11.09.07 11:10 am | Permalink
Yeah, that fat picture is definitely a bigger you, but I would never look at that photo and say YIKES that girl looks unhealthy!
You are indeed rockin’ this month!
By erin on 11.09.07 12:18 pm | Permalink
i love nablopomo!
By Isabel on 11.09.07 12:22 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @holaisabel
I must agree that your story has me sucked in. So much so that I discussed it with The King this morning while we were having breakfast.
Oh, and both dresses are AWESOME. I love that you had a fancy dress for your sealing. I didn’t even wear my wedding dress to my sealing. I’m am boring. And dumb.
By ~JJ! on 11.09.07 12:35 pm | Permalink
Gorgeous dresses…Gorgeous you.
THAT is NOT a FAT picture!
By Clink on 11.09.07 1:08 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @clink674
Did the 3rd picture have anything to do with your ability to bake all those scrumptious goodies? No really, it’s not bad at all!!
The dresses are stunning by the way!
By She Likes Purple on 11.09.07 2:36 pm | Permalink
I think it’s important that you know I’m not a patient person. But I’m TRYING to mature here.
By Amy on 11.09.07 2:49 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @amy2boys
I’m sucked in, and while these pics are great I need the rest of the story!!
By amreen on 11.09.07 3:05 pm | Permalink
i love this post. you look gorgeous in both wedding pics, and your fat picture is not even fat! sorry to seem ignorant, but can you please explain the two weddings??
By Shauna Loves Chocolate on 11.09.07 3:55 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @ChocolateShauna
I love those dresses! I’m so intrigued by your stories! Your fat picture isn’t really fat, but I can see how it’s ‘fat’ for you. But we know you can rock a bikini (after having a kid, tooo!).
By EmilyPie on 11.09.07 4:39 pm | Permalink
aw… your civil dress is beautiful!
By Angella on 11.09.07 5:08 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @AngellaD
I have been loving this series.
Seriously.
Also? I have some seriously fat photos to show you when we start the commune
By rachel on 11.09.07 6:33 pm | Permalink
Loe the pics! We got married June 2001, too.
Ummm… that’s a fat pic. Yeah.. um… nope, sorry.
You’re just too cute.
Thanks for fun reading!
By Mabel on 11.09.07 7:17 pm | Permalink
This is just the best blog ever! It doesn’t hurt that Moosh is so cute that my ovaries ache! Thanks for the laughs.
By Jen M on 11.09.07 7:29 pm | Permalink
First, you were a lovely bride. Second, are you gonna ’splain the sealing part to us non-Mormons? Why the year to wait?
Third, you’re making me feel old.
By Jen M on 11.09.07 7:30 pm | Permalink
Doh! I just clicked on the link for the sealing…never mind. Off to read.
btw your series is the best procrasination tool EVER.
By Worker Mommy on 11.09.07 7:46 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @twinmomoftwinz
Happens to the best of us. Only I’m still trying to fight the chubs and from the looks of that bikini photo you’ve already gotten there.
By Mrs. Chicky on 11.09.07 9:14 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @chickybaby
First of all, you were a lovely bride. Both times.
Secondly, I was wondering how you could have lost so much weight being sick with Moosh. I was a little worried when you told me that. As for the weight gain – it happens to all of us (it sucks donkey balls, but it happens). I call it happy fat.
By LawyerMama on 11.09.07 11:37 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @Lawyermama
Woah! I can’t wait to hear how you lost it. I’ve gained a ton since the kiddos. I’m working on losing it, but I still have about 20 pounds to go.
You were a gorgeous bride. Although you’re going to have to explain why the civil and religious ceremonies are so far apart b/c I’m too lazy to click links.
By Rachel on 11.10.07 12:28 am | Permalink
Okay, I’m a Mormon and even I was confused with the two weddings…took me a minute to recognize the one year apart thing. I’m tired…so that’s my excuse.
And by the way – STUNNING!
By kris on 11.10.07 1:30 pm | Permalink
You were a beautiful bride, and a beautiful, I don’t know what to call it, eternal wife? But yes, you must clear up the mysteriousness surrounding the two ceremonies a year apart, even if I already do know, obviously others do not.
By Redneck Mommy on 11.10.07 3:03 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @redneckmommy
Such a pretty bride. Both times.
And nice ass from up above. I’m not brave enough to show you the pic of me in my bikini when I was over 210 pounds. Five years ago. It wasn’t pretty. And medication was to blame as well.
Let’s just say, I see your cottage cheese and I’ll raise you some…
By kerrianne on 11.10.07 3:31 pm | Permalink
Seriously. You are so awesome for posting these, and ditto what has already been said about the giving of hope. I am in the midst of starting operation: healthy kerri, and this post inspires me. Also: I have a really similar photo of myself when I was on the gulf coast early last year. (The one you posted on the entry after this one.) I actually made myself motion sick from just bouncing around knee-deep in the waves.
By AbsolutelyBananas on 11.10.07 3:38 pm | Permalink
I’m commenting here because you turned off comments on your newest post (naughty girl). Although now that I”m commenting, I’m not sure what I was going to say. But HA! I’m commenting!