I really didn’t have a choice.
Cody and I don’t have insurance. We go to the teaching hospital on the school’s campus if we need any medical attention.
Did you know that the next generation of doctors are a bunch of smokin’ fine hotties?
Neither did I until I had to go in and inquire about a particularly embarrassing feminine issue.
*knock knock*
“Well hello Mrs. Moosh. I’m Dr. Hottie and these are my students Dr. EvenHotter, Dr. Lickable and Dr. Swoon. It says here that you’re having issues with your hoo-ha.”
“WHAT? It says I have WHAT? WELL, let me just tell you that there must be some sort of MISTAKE! Because I? I HAVE A HEADACHE. Up here. See my pretty head? It hurts! That chart says I have WHAT? No no no, all that down there is like a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies, no, my problem is my head. I feel sorry for the girl that has THAT problem. My well groomed, pretty, pretty head is my problem. Ouch it hurts so bad.”
So I was treated for a fake headache by Dr. Hottie and his Dazzling trio of hunkiness.
I also made another appointment on my way out with a woman. A big, brawny, strong woman.
And made a special request that doctors not be hot anymore. That they all come out of medical school looking like haggard old grandpas.
Is that too much to ask?
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On another topic, I’ve been getting some good quality girl love whilst I have been here. I had my second date with the smokin’ hot Loralee from Loralee’s Looney Tunes on Saturday. In all my history of second dates, never has a second date been so wonderful. It involved a dressing room, a blow up doll, a gay man, stylists and copious amounts of sushi.
We put the WHEEE in party.
Shannon says:
You know what gets rid of headache right? Just kidding.
You are too funny! I haven’t laughed that hard in days!
November 26th, 2007 at 2:27 am
She Likes Purple says:
Hilarious.
November 26th, 2007 at 2:53 am
Kelly says:
ha! “all that down there is like a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies” Isn’t that what every woman’s girly bits are like? I know mine are
Hope your “head” feels better
November 26th, 2007 at 4:00 am
Angella says:
“a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies”
Bwahahahahahaha!
And I’ve said it already, but you two are HAWT.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:54 am
Assertagirl says:
Sorry to hear about your hoo-haw…
ha
November 26th, 2007 at 9:32 am
Suebob says:
I went in to the doc in a box with an earache. The doc said “Oh, you have impacted earwax - I’ll send in the nurse to clean it out.” The nurse was a young man that looked like Apollo - golden curls, green eyes, tan skin…and he got to spend half an hour trying to unearth disgusting wads of earwax from my nasty ears.
God has a sense of humor, I think.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Kimmie says:
Oh man…funny. Love the hair. So utterly jealous of that cute hair…remind me of the name of the one who did it?!
November 26th, 2007 at 11:01 am
janet says:
hilarious!
November 26th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Charli says:
I thought you were going to tell us how to get out of a speeding ticket from the title!
You are so lucky! I’ve been wanting to meet Loralee in person forever!
November 26th, 2007 at 11:23 am
OHmommy says:
Stop being so funny. I can’t stand it anymore - you make me LAUGH!
November 26th, 2007 at 11:56 am
LawyerMama says:
I’m so jealous. And you both look smokin’ hot. But, hey, I want to know what you did with the blow up doll.
Hey, babe, I started a series on my infertility issues. You inspired me.
November 26th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
chris says:
ROFL!
That is really very funny
November 26th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
mimi says:
Too much, Casey. All that hotness would’ve given me a headache for sure
November 26th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
BOSSY says:
Well - when you put the Fart in Party, it’s time to go back and see Dr Hottie.
November 26th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Loralee says:
OMG, that slays me.
It’s a good thing that it’s gold and diamonds because if it was white gold, your hoo-hoo would still be at the jewelers waiting to be replated.
Grin.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Liam Craig says:
so hot right now!
November 26th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
lou says:
love it. Oh my goodness you made me laugh my own diamond encrusted hoo-ha off
November 26th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Amy says:
So so funny!! LOL!
November 26th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
amreen says:
hilarious. at my last gyne appointment, i was traumatized when instead of my graying, 60-ish doctor, a young hottie walked in with the most distracting biceps and piercing blue eyes. he proceeded to do my pelvic exam while making small talk and I almost died.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
NotSoSage says:
Goodness. I’d never even considered this issue as I always insist on seeing a female doctor. You’re right, though, a predisposition to advanced aging should be a requirement for medical school.
Though, I’m feeling a little sorry for Cody if “down there” is all about the diamond encrusted ponies…
November 27th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Worker Mommy says:
Dr. Lickable. Bwahahah….
I need to go where you’re going.
November 27th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Isabel says:
I find that all the missionaries are too hott for words. It makes me mad.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Anna says:
You and your diamond encrusted yaya are challenged to a brownie throwdown!
See here:
http://hankandwillie.wordpress.com/2007/11/27/how-about-some-brownies-and-pie/
Made your brownies, loved them, but they didn’t win. I think I need a little mentoring. Hope your headache is better!
November 27th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
emily says:
I would have found something else to complain about just like you…..hot doctors should be banned!!! I’m with ya…
November 27th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
metalia says:
Hope Ladytown is healed up soon. Oh, and my doctor? Is *hot*. It’s rough to think about the fact that he, in all his hotness, has seen me BIRTHING A CHILD.
November 27th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
erin says:
I would have done the same darn thing…LOL!
November 28th, 2007 at 2:01 am
Butrfly Garden says:
You. Are. Hilarious.
When I was pregnant, my doctor was a good looking older man who always had good looking students with him. I felt like a freak show.
November 29th, 2007 at 7:52 am
Laura McIntyre says:
LOL Think i would do the same thing
December 2nd, 2007 at 5:54 pm
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February 4th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
orion hale says:
i wish i was one of your patience lol
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