I really didn’t have a choice.

Cody and I don’t have insurance. We go to the teaching hospital on the school’s campus if we need any medical attention.

Did you know that the next generation of doctors are a bunch of smokin’ fine hotties?

Neither did I until I had to go in and inquire about a particularly embarrassing feminine issue.

*knock knock*

“Well hello Mrs. Moosh. I’m Dr. Hottie and these are my students Dr. EvenHotter, Dr. Lickable and Dr. Swoon. It says here that you’re having issues with your hoo-ha.”

WHAT? It says I have WHAT? WELL, let me just tell you that there must be some sort of MISTAKE! Because I? I HAVE A HEADACHE. Up here. See my pretty head? It hurts! That chart says I have WHAT? No no no, all that down there is like a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies, no, my problem is my head. I feel sorry for the girl that has THAT problem. My well groomed, pretty, pretty head is my problem. Ouch it hurts so bad.”

So I was treated for a fake headache by Dr. Hottie and his Dazzling trio of hunkiness.

I also made another appointment on my way out with a woman. A big, brawny, strong woman.

And made a special request that doctors not be hot anymore. That they all come out of medical school looking like haggard old grandpas.

Is that too much to ask?

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On another topic, I’ve been getting some good quality girl love whilst I have been here. I had my second date with the smokin’ hot Loralee from Loralee’s Looney Tunes on Saturday. In all my history of second dates, never has a second date been so wonderful. It involved a dressing room, a blow up doll, a gay man, stylists and copious amounts of sushi.

We put the WHEEE in party.

Blogtastic second date 

Comments

  1. You know what gets rid of headache right? Just kidding. :) You are too funny! I haven’t laughed that hard in days!

  2. Hilarious.

  3. ha! “all that down there is like a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies” Isn’t that what every woman’s girly bits are like? I know mine are :P

    Hope your “head” feels better ;)

  4. “a land of golden flowers and diamond encrusted ponies”

    Bwahahahahahaha!

    And I’ve said it already, but you two are HAWT.

  5. Sorry to hear about your hoo-haw…

    ha

  6. I went in to the doc in a box with an earache. The doc said “Oh, you have impacted earwax – I’ll send in the nurse to clean it out.” The nurse was a young man that looked like Apollo – golden curls, green eyes, tan skin…and he got to spend half an hour trying to unearth disgusting wads of earwax from my nasty ears.

    God has a sense of humor, I think.

  7. Oh man…funny. Love the hair. So utterly jealous of that cute hair…remind me of the name of the one who did it?!

  8. hilarious!

  9. I thought you were going to tell us how to get out of a speeding ticket from the title!

    You are so lucky! I’ve been wanting to meet Loralee in person forever!

  10. Stop being so funny. I can’t stand it anymore – you make me LAUGH!

    :)

  11. I’m so jealous. And you both look smokin’ hot. But, hey, I want to know what you did with the blow up doll.

    Hey, babe, I started a series on my infertility issues. You inspired me.

  12. ROFL!

    That is really very funny ;-)

  13. Too much, Casey. All that hotness would’ve given me a headache for sure :-)

  14. Well – when you put the Fart in Party, it’s time to go back and see Dr Hottie.

  15. OMG, that slays me.

    It’s a good thing that it’s gold and diamonds because if it was white gold, your hoo-hoo would still be at the jewelers waiting to be replated.

    Grin.

  16. so hot right now!

  17. love it. Oh my goodness you made me laugh my own diamond encrusted hoo-ha off :-)

  18. So so funny!! LOL!

  19. hilarious. at my last gyne appointment, i was traumatized when instead of my graying, 60-ish doctor, a young hottie walked in with the most distracting biceps and piercing blue eyes. he proceeded to do my pelvic exam while making small talk and I almost died.

  20. Goodness. I’d never even considered this issue as I always insist on seeing a female doctor. You’re right, though, a predisposition to advanced aging should be a requirement for medical school.

    Though, I’m feeling a little sorry for Cody if “down there” is all about the diamond encrusted ponies…

  21. Dr. Lickable. Bwahahah….

    I need to go where you’re going.

  22. I find that all the missionaries are too hott for words. It makes me mad.

  23. You and your diamond encrusted yaya are challenged to a brownie throwdown!

    See here:
    http://hankandwillie.wordpress.com/2007/11/27/how-about-some-brownies-and-pie/

    Made your brownies, loved them, but they didn’t win. I think I need a little mentoring. Hope your headache is better!

  24. I would have found something else to complain about just like you…..hot doctors should be banned!!! I’m with ya…

  25. Hope Ladytown is healed up soon. Oh, and my doctor? Is *hot*. It’s rough to think about the fact that he, in all his hotness, has seen me BIRTHING A CHILD.

  26. I would have done the same darn thing…LOL!

  27. You. Are. Hilarious.

    When I was pregnant, my doctor was a good looking older man who always had good looking students with him. I felt like a freak show.

  28. LOL Think i would do the same thing

  29. i wish i was one of your patience lol

  30. …so, thank you, for making me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself. I really enjoyed that post!

    Andrea in INs last blog post..My new guestbook…

  31. Tanya A. Wilson says:

    LMAO! I really needed a good laugh today, and that was by far a great one! Thanks…and I thought I was a freak because my last OB/GYN who delivered my twin boys was so fine…mmmm mmmm mmmm! :)

  32. Orion Hale says:

    I did not leave the above comment. Who used my name. I am not gay!

  33. Had to comment with your “Dr. Lickable!” When my husband was rotating at the county hospital while in med school, he saw a young female patient who had a tattooed word across her lower abdomen. “Oh, ‘likeable,’ that’s nice,” he says. “No, it says ‘lickable!’” she corrected him. Cracks me up every time!

    Hilarious post!

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