I am not an ungrateful person.
(Although I didn’t win any of the prizes for NaBloPoMo. Phooey.)
Rather I am a somewhat scatterbrained and, dare I say, lazy person.
Which is why when some of you bestow me with awards and tag me for memes I come down with this sickness called “antimemeblogblingitis.” It’s dibilitating. Symptoms are technorati hits, guilt, lack of creativity and brain farts.
I love getting recognition and awards, problem is, well, I’ve got problems.
Maybe some of you out there have the same illness?
Am I not alone?
Please tell me I’m not alone.
So here I go, I’m going to try and accept the awards that have been given to me recently and hope that no one ever sends me one ever again.
Well, maybe not ever again. Just don’t be hurt if you tag me and I never do it. Okay? It’s not because I think your meme is dumb. Or that you’re dumb. I’m just not a meme kind of girl. I’m more of a CodyCody kind of girl.
Maybe you could make one up just for me that I never have to forward or pass on?
Is that not how these awards work?
Mrs. Dixie Chick gave me the Underblog award. Thanks fellow Hoosier!
I need to give this one to Clink over at Tabula Rasa. She’s out having a baby RIGHT NOW. But she’ll be back soon enough with stories of stiches, pitocin and the new mommy crazies. Read this post in the mean time. She does her dishes doggie style.
The fabulous Fussypants handed over a Hot Chick award for my shoes.
The shoes everyone seemed to notice in this picture.
Well sit right back and let me tell YOU about my shoes.
They are $275 Cole Haan Air Livia slingbacks. (On sale for $189 with free shipping!)
Oprah’s favorite shoes.
They have Nike Air pads in the heel and the ball area of the shoe, they’re like walking on sex.
I bought them with my birthday money last year.
Only I got them on eBay.
How about an award for THAT?