MII: Welcome to Moosh in Indy Talks Food.
Today’s guest is Oreo Cheesecake.
Oreo Cheesecake, say hello to everyone.
MII:Everyone, say hello to Oreo Cheesecake.
MII:Why don’t you tell us a little about yourself Oreo Cheesecake?
OC: Well, my mom made cheese in Philly and my dad is an egg farmer from central Utah. I’m about 12 hours old, but I’ve done a lot of traveling in that time. So far I’ve been to Kitchen-aid, Mixer; Kenmore, Oven and Frigidaire, Refrigerator. And now I’m here, Kitchen, Counter. It’s so great to be here.
MII: Well we’re really
hungryhappy you’re here. Now there’s a bit of controversy about your origins? Some say box, some say divine creation. Which do you believe?
OC: Oh, I definitely believe in Creation. My creator is a beautiful loving woman, looks much like yourself actually. She took a dash from here and cup from there and made me in six minutes, she rested the seventh minute because she had been playing volleyball earlier. But I know she’s out there and I know she’s the only one who could make me what I am today.
MII: That’s some pretty strong knowledge to have for someone so
delicious young. Do the other baked goods give you a hard time?
OC: Yeah, the boxed cakes and brownies are a rough bunch. They swear they’re every bit as good as me, that I just get more credit because someone like me doesn’t come along all that often. But I know my creator makes all baked goods with equal amounts of love and care, and I know we’ll all end up in the same place, despite our origins.
MII: Well, Oreo Cheesecake. You know what happens next on this show. “Share a piece of you with the moosh!”
OC: Oh, yeah, that. That’s why I’m here right? Well, let’s get to it I guess.
MII: Well, what do you think the moosh?
MII: The moosh confirms it, Oreo Cheesecake is one of the best guests we’ve ever had on the show! Thank you for being with us Oreo Cheesecake.
OC: Uh, thanks, uh, what’s that big knife for? No! Wait! I haven’t seen Living, Room or CHEVROLET, TRUCK YET! No! NO! Noooooo!
MII: Well ladies and gentlemen, that’s it for Oreo Cheesecake. *burp* Thank you for being here and don’t forget to join us next week for “Angel Food: truly a saint or grossly misunderstood?” And we’ll uncover the conspiracy behind Hank & Willie’s Slander of the Best Damn Brownies Ever.
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