My kid got the coolest Christmas present ever from her grandparents and it’s NO THANKS TO TARGET.
Target, you can kiss my rear. You didn’t have Rose Petal Cottage when I needed it. Kmart did. You didn’t want to honor the rain check you gave me for Rose Petal Cottage. Kmart did. And Target? Your customer service people are royal BUNGHOLES. Kmart had nice people. Nice people without a hint of bunghole.
Target, I no longer love you. We’re through. Over. Done. It’s not easy. But it’s the truth. I only give my business to nice people who honor their rain checks, not bungholes who involve themselves with false advertising.
So without further adieu, the coolest moosh toy EVER.
Miss Mooshy Crocker.