To all of those who feel I should have a cooking blog, allow me to change your mind in less than, oh, let’s say, forty seven seconds.
I am a huge number one fan with a foam finger of Ziploc’s new microwave steam bags.
Frozen salmon, meet Ziploc. Ziploc, meet frozen salmon.
Frozen salmon, Ziploc, meet lemon, dill and butter. And meet them in the microwave for five (YES FIVE!) minutes.
Perfectly cooked and seasond (albeit nasty looking) salmon. Meet the perfect side dish.
Yep. Salmon and Cheetos.
Are you sure you still want a cooking blog out of me?
Heh. Thought so.
NEXT ON THE LIST.
You’re dead to me. Anybody else want to break the news to me now so I don’t find out through pictures of YOUR PREGNANT BELLY IN FLICKR?
Would someone please pay me prolific amounts of money for contributing this to the gene pool?
It’s really only fair.
And last on the list tonight is a picture that I had done while in Disneyland in June. It is the moosh’s real name hand painted in Disney Princesses. This is impressive for two reasons. Number one being that it is impressive. Number two is that I FRAMED IT ALL BY MYSELF. Put it together and EVERYTHING. LET’S SEE YOU DO THAT METALIA!
Anyway. Since I’m not going to share the moosh’s real name here on the world wide web I’ll first show you the wicked awesome frame job that is so much more awesome than any ultrasound picture of Metalia’s.
And then I’ll show you a few letters from the painting.
This is Snow White as an L.
This is Cinderella as an A.
And this is Ariel as an E.
Pretty amazing, eh?
I’m off to eat more Cheetos. And sleep on my stomach, because PREGNANT PEOPLE CAN’T SLEEP ON THEIR STOMACH.