Hello, how are you? I’d like you to meet Frank (edited for content):

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Frank | poop@lickme.com | IP: 99.239.34.15

Your kid should be taken away from you. NO sympathy at all should be given. You tried to kill your unborn child. Eat a d^$%, you f&*%.

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Thanks for the sunshine kisses Frank. Right back at you darlin’.

To the rest of you who sent me real sunshine kisses, thank you. I am humbled and grateful for your kind words, thoughts and prayers. I have been blessed with some wonderful people in my life. First and foremost is my husband. I love him so much it hurts sometimes. Next is my sweet little kid. She is the epitome of sunshine kisses.

“Hello? Miss Mother? I am Cinderella. And you? You are naked.” She said this to me as I got out of the shower the other morning. And just the other night she told her dad “When I grow up I want to be a human, just like you.”

During my internet absence I got to hang out with Nell and Jennifer. (Yes, that Nell and that Jennifer.) We lunched, and then tried not to freeze in the blissfully miserable Indiana winter.

Chilly Trio

I also need to send a big fuzzy kiss out to my friend Polka Dots and her little Cheeto headed children. They have taken amazingly good care of the moosh and me during my little struggle the last two weeks.

Polka Dots

Cute right?

Well it just so happens I saw a new side of Polka Dots last night.

Meet Polka Dots

Polka Dots + Wii = Unending entertainment

Wii-ing it up

The snow forbid Polka Dots and her brood from coming over today. (Can I just tell you how much I love that the entire city basically shuts down for a couple inches of snow? LOVE IT.) So she sent her husband in her place since we’re in his beat.

Yep, Polka Dots is married to a cop and Officer Polka Dots is the moosh’s new boyfriend.

Cop Love

I Heart Authority

He let her push his buttons and turn on his lights.

the moosh is smitten kitten with Officer Polka Dots.
Officer Polka Dots

And honestly, who doesn’t love a man in uniform that lets you push his buttons and carries handcuffs?

It’s good to be back.

xoxo

Comments

  1. Welcome back! :)

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  2. Where do you pick these people up? All my weirdos are quiet. I see WHY they’re there..but they don’t say anything. (Thank GOD.)

    the moosh looks enamoured. polka dot looks like a wild woman. looks like you had a good time gettin’ better. Glad you’re back. (I’m caught up! For now!)

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  3. Yay welcome back! You should distract yourself by making the Blue Cheesecake recipe on my blog. Sounds disgusting but tastes OH SO GOOD. Mmmm.

    Missed Ya…

    Oh yeah, Frank can S*#^ his own D@^$.

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  4. Welcome back! I missed your posts and checked everyday to see how you are doing!

    It is always great to have good friends!

    The Moosh has great taste! Men in uniform are HOT!

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  5. Seriously, Frank’s opinion means nothing in a world like yours that is full of love. Good to have you and the Moosh back! I hope continued good spirits and health are in your future!

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  6. Linda in Canada says:

    YAY!! Welcome back. And way to laugh at Frank. Best possible way to deal with him and his ilk.

    You have great friends. That’s what friends are for.

    Happy thoughts from Canada

  7. Glad you are back!
    Why do people like Frank even leave comments? Hope you don’t let those comments get you down…what does Frank know anyhow! You are a GREAT mom!

  8. Hi. We missed you. But not in a creepy way, you know?

  9. I did not realize how much I like your blog until you went away. Ok, only a few days but I still missed you.

    That troll Frank needs to get a life. Maybe he gets bored up there in those Canadian winters.

    So, all your wii photos are making me really jealous! I may get up the nerve to get in line at 3am for one some day.

  10. I’m a regular reader, but infrequent commenter (“lurker” sounds so icky) … This Canadian reader loves your posts and the naked honesty in every one of them. Frank sucks. Canadian winters may get boring, but that is NO excuse!! I am so happy to see that you’re back – I’ve missed the tales of the moosh!

  11. How cute? And I have said it before about buttholes leaving comments, this time it shall remain, FRANK IS A BIATCH! Hear me Frank?! You carry ANYTHING for nine months…then we’ll talk…then do it puking every ten minutes. Believe me, I witnessed. Ars hole!

    Anyway…glad to see you today, I have missed, and that oreo shot, well it made me go out and buy a pack…Spring Oreos. Gag, but I thought of you! ;)

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  12. Oh dammit, I’m so cheesed that your troll is from Toronto. On behalf of all of Canada, I apologize for his asshatness. Seriously.

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  13. Tell the Moosh that I totally understand the crush…he pushes my buttons as well :) As far as taking care of you, I feel it has been the reverse. Whatever it is, I’m just grateful for the friendsihip. You are loved and admired by so many people. I’m just one of your adoring fans.

    Meggan’s last blog post..We need to quit meeting this way….

  14. frank’s an azzhole.

  15. For the Canadian: Frank, vous êtes un idiot ! Un blog est comme la TV, si vous n’aimez pas le changement d’exposition le fichu canal. Votre opion ne vaut la peine rien, ainsi gardez-le à vous-même !

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  16. Good to have you back and ignore Frank the Crank, when was he last pregnant and throwing up day after day?

  17. So glad to have you back. It was so fun to be part of the wii entertainment the other night. You are one amazing hostess – but you already knew that, didn’t you?

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  18. Bah.

    Everyone loves a man with handcuffs, the uniform is a bonus too :-)
    Moosh is too precious!
    I’m so envious y’all got to get together!! South Texas would shut down if it got 1/8 of an inch of snow, seriously :-)
    Glad you have a wonderful friend like polka dots. Everyone needs one :-)
    Have a blessed day darlin’.

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  19. glad things are looking up for you…and that you have friends that support you.

    hey, possibly if the sun ever showed it’s face here in Indy again that would brighten some spirits. I’ve been confined too long and am about to burst…not in a good way either.

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  20. welcome back!! and the moosh? freaking adorable, as usual!

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  21. Who couldn’t be cheered up by Polka Dots? She cheered me up and I wasn’t even sad. You know what else cheers me up? Casey. And Thin Mint Cookies.

    Anna’s last blog post..Not just your ordinary pit stop

  22. Casey, just so you know – I live really close to Frank! If you want me to TP his house or leave a flaming bag of poo… oo! ooh! OR!? Send a large friend to give Frankie-poo some “sunshine and kisses” I am more than happy to oblige.

  23. I think if the Moosh was any happier, her head would fly off!

    And about that other thing…as Christians, we are not expected to be perfect. We are to “take up our bed and walk” when we are healed. Jesus knew what it was to be broken and suffering and He never blamed those who were. He just offered healing. We all have a choice – we can offer healing to those around us, or a crown of thorns. I am just glad that most people are on the healing side of the equation, not the Frank side.

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  24. You were missed! Hope you are feeling good :)
    …and screw Frank…what does he know about being a woman much less a compassionate human being?

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  25. yay. welcome back!

  26. Welcome back, and LOVE all those photos. Playing Wii always makes for great photo ops ;)

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  27. Your post made me smile and thats quite a feat considering its Saturday and I’m at work, I’ve put in 40 hours already and I even had lasik eye surgury this week. :)

    I missed you and the Moosh, glad you’re back and feeling better!

  28. Hey there honey. You know what? You are just awesome. Officer Polka Dots- what an awesome guy! Also, his “name” makes me think he should be on a Saturday morning public television kids’ show.

    Don’t let the evil peeps of the world get you down, because you are one (hawt) awesome mama!

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  29. Glad you are back and feeling better. It’s great you have such wonderful friends. Moosh has good taste in boyfriends.

    PS
    Frank is a butthead!

  30. It’s so good to see you back!!! I’ve missed your great posts!

    And Frank can eat his own d^$%, the dumb f&*%.

    Moosh has delightful taste in boyfriends. Handcuffs and buttons are always good :D

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  31. It is really good to see you back and to see the moosh in good cheer! What a smile!

    I have picked up a cyber boyfriend who leaves me love notes with virus packed “click here” buttons. I’m taking it as a sign that I’m up and coming – I have my own cyber stalker:) I know I shouldn’t joke about such things, but ….

  32. BOOO Trolls, hence my post on agency, opinions and dignity. Obviously Frank doesn’t know anything outside his/her TINY world. Wake up and face reality that people have stuggles. Comments like that get me SO heated. I need to take a deep breath!! *sigh*

    Wii is the best comic relief and stress relief. (boxing) HOLLA! Again thank you for sharing , love the moosh!

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  33. Frank sucks.

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  34. Missed you while you were gone, Casey!! Glad you’re back!!

  35. Glad you are back to posting! Missed my daily dose of Moosh in Indy. You are very lucky to have amazing friends. The Moosh is also a lucky girl to have a cop as a “boyfriend”.

    Maybe you should call trolls “FRANK” from now on.

  36. Frank is poo

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  37. Missed you! Glad you’re back.

    I just read a book about Custer that said after he was killed, the Sioux mutilated him and shoved an arrow up his penis. Sounds about right for good old Frank.

  38. OMG! Too funny! That Wii can be totally addicting! They need to have a label on the box or something. And, way to teach the little one to like men in uniform at a young age!

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  39. Frank sucks, but you ROCK!

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  40. I love ya. But you knew that, right? Maybe I need to post more often or something. Thanks again for a wicked awesome time the other night.

  41. Casey = good mommy.

    Frank = bad person.

  42. Oh, the picture came out great! You never know when the stranger you grab on the street only takes one.

    Frank can suck it. The big jerk. What does he know anyway? Nothing. That’s what.

    Nell’s last blog post..Impending decisions and lousy weather

  43. Frank…I’d love to meet you so I could give you a special form of Shake Shake sunshine kisses. pfft.

    I was really tempted to drive like 28 hours or however long it would take to get from Mobile to Indiana just to go that lunch date when I found out about it. Being around you three funny bloggers all at the same time? Sigh. Heaven! I must plan trip for this summer!

    You’re awesome. I’m glad you’re back. I missed you! And I tried your cake tips this weekend. I have one word. YUM!

    Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..Just Stick a Cup in Your Hoo-Haa Already

  44. The Franks of the world obviously need to get laid more often.

    AND?

    The love of the cop and uniform make me all the more fond of Moosh.

    Sigh…

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  45. welcome back, love the moosh’s look while trying out the cop car!

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  46. welcome back, dollface.

    tee hee “miss mother…and you are naked”

    love it! i need to meet this child of yours. and her totally hott mama

    Biddy’s last blog post..HOLD UP…

  47. Missed you, babe. The Moosh keeps getting cuter. Sigh….

    Frank in Toronto is such an ass.