I am a sweaty, sweaty person.
And not only when doing the conga at weddings on the beach in Florida mind you.
Yep, you can pretty much bet that if my heart is beating, my pits are sweaty.
They’re just especially sweaty on the beach. In Florida. At fancy weddings. Whilst dancing my can off.

Enough with the Florida/beach references?
Okay.
I have good news though! I’m not alone! And if you’re one of the secret sweaty come on over to Blissfully Domestic to read more pit talk out of me and find out what you can do about it!
We’re going to start the B.O. Mafia, our slogan?
“We will funk you.”
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By AFRo on 03.25.08 11:03 pm | Permalink
Crack me up with the slogan.
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By Jill on 03.25.08 11:10 pm | Permalink
I used to be a lot smellier, but the less McDonald’s I eat and the more weight I lose, the less smellier I become (not that you eat too much McD’s or are fat or anything… gah!)
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By Mich on 03.25.08 11:25 pm | Permalink
It is a post like this that keeps me coming back for more. You crack me up! And you must be pretty brave to show your sweat-filled arm pits to the world!!!
Sorry, I’ve never had sweat issues. BUT, I do get a VERY red face when I do any exercise. That is why I prefer jogging at night… when no one can see my apple-red face sailing past them.
By Sandi on 03.25.08 11:30 pm | Permalink
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hehe.. you are funnnnnnny.
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By Meg on 03.26.08 1:17 am | Permalink
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I used to overheat A LOT, but since I’ve come off my anti-depressants, I’ve cooled down.
That and it’s, you know, still wintery out…
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By Mandi on 03.26.08 1:52 am | Permalink
I am right there with you. And I live in Phoenix, AZ….so I have 8-10 months of the year where I do nothing but sweat!
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By Z on 03.26.08 8:36 am | Permalink
I’ll join this Mafia, as I, too, can be one sweaty lady! (except ladies glisten, they don’t sweat…
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By Mandy on 03.26.08 8:44 am | Permalink
We glisten alright….
We ROCK the glisten.
Love the pics!
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By Sarah on 03.26.08 8:47 am | Permalink
Nice pits! And cute dress!
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 8:59 am | Permalink
Ha. You make me laugh.
Rock on sister.
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 8:59 am | Permalink
HA! You made me laugh! Rock on!
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 9:00 am | Permalink
HA! You made me laugh. Rock on!
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 9:01 am | Permalink
Too funny. Keep dancing!
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 9:04 am | Permalink
A good laugh today!
By Kristin on 03.26.08 9:14 am | Permalink
HA! I love it.
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 9:32 am | Permalink
You craked me up today. Keep dancing!
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 9:32 am | Permalink
You made me laugh out loud! Almost spit my coffee out!
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By Ashley on 03.26.08 9:37 am | Permalink
I never quite have the balls to admit to this problem but I sure do suffer from it. Living in the armpit of the South doesn’t help. Seriously the humidity here is unbearable. I’ve just taken to wearing lots of tank tops and keeping a towel around, kind of like a quarterback keeps that one around his waist for frequent hand wiping. Mine’s for frequent pit wiping.
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 10:15 am | Permalink
Too funny! Nice dancing!
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By Jen M on 03.26.08 10:35 am | Permalink
Oh, I’m in. I used to have to wear PRESCRIPTION deoderant when I worked. I would be in court with ginormous wet stains under my arms, and I would be afraid to even barely lift my arms, which caused me to sweat even more…
Now, it’s better, although I’m still a sweaty gal. Has anyone recommended Secret Clinical Strength yet? Because I just started using it and HELLO – DRY PITS.
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By Kristin on 03.26.08 11:04 am | Permalink
Ha! Thank you for my morning treat!
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By Casey on 03.26.08 11:54 am | Permalink
Twitter: @cagequeen
It is so nice to hear that I am not the only woman who sweats like a man. It can be so humiliating!!
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By ali on 03.26.08 12:37 pm | Permalink
i wish i sweat from my armpits. at least they make deodorant for that. i sweat in a lovely little place called MY STOMACH.
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By sam on 03.26.08 1:03 pm | Permalink
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I didn’t think it was possible but I love you even more!
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By Mary Beth on 03.26.08 1:30 pm | Permalink
Once you start adding needles and stuff to the equation, I’ll try just about anything to avoid that. I’m lucky – I don’t sweat that much, I just get very red faced. No, no coronary – just over active blood cells, thanks for asking though:)
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By Biddy on 03.26.08 1:55 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @biddymcbidson
luckily i don’t have this problem, but my best friend does. she uses clinical strength degree (she’s allergic to secret) and it has seriously helped.
also? i’ve heard of people getting botox in their pits…
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By good&crazy on 03.26.08 2:34 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @carissarogers
I DON’T sweat! I SCHVITZ!
Learned that one during our sojurn in the wilderness called living-back-East-for-10-years.
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By Darla on 03.26.08 3:16 pm | Permalink
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ROFL you’re a riot!
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By Darla on 03.26.08 3:16 pm | Permalink
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ROFL you’re a riot!
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By Bethany on 03.26.08 3:45 pm | Permalink
I only sweat in one place, my right arm pit. Why just one pit… don’t know, but there you have it.
If I am having a sweaty pit day, I cut a panty liner in half and stick it under my shirt arm. Totally solves the “wet tee-shirt” problem. Makes me feel pretty proud of myself for being so innovative, too.
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By Lisa on 03.26.08 6:38 pm | Permalink
I can be a sweaty mofo too….but something weird happened when I had my second little lady. The sweating got better. Strange, huh?
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By andi on 03.26.08 10:46 pm | Permalink
How are you so cute even when you’re sweaty?
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By Sara on 03.26.08 11:53 pm | Permalink
I will admit that I also have the sweaty pit problem. I used to live in Vegas and gave up on trying to hide my wet shirts. I have been using Degree Clinical Strength for the last two months and I don’t sweat at all anymore (at least not from under the arms). I very highly recommend it for any lady who has this embarrassing issue.
By charli on 03.27.08 10:37 am | Permalink
I know ya don’t read my blog, however, Loralee did pick up something from me: Certain Dri. It cost about 6 bucks and will last months. Its right there by the other deoderants in the store. You put it on a night.
You. Will. Not. Sweat. Period.
I had the worst sweatiest pits ever. I didn’t even have to be hot or nervous or anything. Putting my makeup on in the morning? Hey, looky there- sweaty pits! Seriously, you must get this stuff. Loralee took it with her to Scotland and England, and she thought it rocked.
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By The Mom Bomb on 03.27.08 10:43 am | Permalink
My husband suffers from the same problem, which is why all his undershirts have these insane yellow stains in the armpits. It’s like he pees out his pits.
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