I know I’m not the only one who leaves town for two weeks and comes home to this.
“OH! But it’s just an exercise bike and a weight bench!” you say.
Yes, it is an exercise bike and weight bench.
Ceiling. (and walls.)
And in case your worried about coming to my house and having an exercise bike fall from the sky and render you unconscious, don’t worry, it’s being held in by SIX BOLTS AND A CHAIN.
After seven years I’ve come to expect nothing less.
I’m so in love with someone so unbelievably odd.
I guess I should explain the stuff hanging on the walls…it kind of explains why I’m not peeved about it.
Whilst I was gone he found a big cherry wood desk on CraigsList for $100. (a $1500 desk mind you.)
The desk is so huge it took over where the fancy “home gym” used to reside. It also left six enormous holes in my walls and knocked out a door jamb. *sigh*
He got it so that he could come home at night and have a place to be with his “girls” when he studies.
So instead of him being at school from 6am to midnight I get to have him home a few extra hours and in exchange I get to have sporting goods on my wall. Both of which he can reach quite easily (my baby is all kinds of strong) and uses regularly. And yes, this really was the last (not necessarily logical) place to put the stuff.
Did I mention I married a packrat? Because I totally did, despite trying to beat it out of him for the last seven years the pack rat has clung on tight and refuses to die.