How many of the rest of you hung out with Jesus clowns this weekend?
No? Nobody? Well I did.
I also hung out with Slash, his busty girlfriend, Florence Henderson and Cheer Bear
CARE BEAR STARE!
Oh, where was I? That’s right.
That’s right, the 500 Festival parade, you know, the whole Indy 500 thing that happened on Sunday?
See, here’s Danica Patrick. She’s totally fierce.
Speaking of fierce, HOLY WINNER OF ANTM!
Not so fierce…these dresses.
Also not fierce. This job.
But alas, he was getting paid for this. I do it for free.
Speaking of free, here’s Uncle Sam.
He got a little tripped up just past Monument Circle. I was hoping he’d bust free but they got the balloon under control. Darn.
300,000 people go to this parade. I pretty much had the sweetest seat in the house.
Unfortunately the first parade the moosh ever went to was the Parade of Dreams at Disneyland. She pretty much thought this parade was a snooze fest. Bummer.