Are you ready for the craziest segue ever in the history of blog posts?
You see, my little family headed out for some 4th festivities. As we were leaving to go to lunch the moosh slipped in an enormous squishy pile of dog poo that covered her legs, her skirt and her shoes. So lunch was changed to bath. Because dog poo? PEE-EW. Especially when the person covered in it has to ride home with you.
The whole way home I fumed a post in my head about dog owners and their responsibility to clean up after their dogs. While many people look with disdain upon both dog owners and toddler owners, I can assure you I will never allow my toddler to leave behind a pile of crap for you, or your dog to step in.
Seriously. Pick up the crap people.
We made it to lunch about an hour after we would have originally gotten there had the poo been cleaned up appropriately. (Seriously dog owners, seriously.) Our choice of dining establishments was a deli called Shapiro’s. I accidentally found it when I drove by lost and forlorn yesterday. It looked like a complete dump from the outside, yet it was filled with normal looking people both old and young inside.
By far the best sign a restaurant is good.
We walked in ready to order our pastrami sandwiches (holy pile of magnificent pastrami sandwich it was, do you live in Indiana? Go. eat. here.) when Cody said “Huh, that lady looks like Jennifer Aniston.” Cody’s judgment of celebrity look alikes can be a little wonky, so imagine my utter shock and surprise to turn around and see that yes, not only did she look like Jennifer Aniston, SHE WAS JENNIFER ANISTON. And since celebrities tend to date celebrities OH MY GAH SHE’S HUGGING JOHN MAYER.
And that’s how poop landed me two tables away from John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston for lunch. (Did I have my camera? NO! But I asked one of the girls who did to email me proof that they existed, are you reading this girls from the parking lot? Please send proof. xo-Casey)






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holy crap. that sucks.
but jennifer aniston? and john mayer? sweet. totally looking forward to the proof, though i believe you without it;)
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By erin on 07.04.08 5:43 pm | Permalink
oooh that’s exciting! not the poop part, that sucks, if it were one of my girls there would have been some pretty shrill screaming happening.
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By Casey on 07.04.08 5:55 pm | Permalink
So Jealous!
By Marty on 07.04.08 6:04 pm | Permalink
Happy Red White and Boom - July 4th
I agree that dog owners should pickup their poop but Dog walkers and dogs are the most reliable and inexpensive security resource in society. With their daily presence in our parks and on our nature trails, they are the eyes and ears of the community, frequently the first to discover crime and consistently a deterrent to it.
That, of course, means letting your dog off leash, and be able to sniff around… and for you to understand dog language, and understand that your dog has found something. Not all dog owners can, but I do agree that we do find things… mostly couples in cars making out in parks at midnight :))
By RGpet on 07.04.08 6:27 pm | Permalink
You could’ve sold that photo to Perez Hilton for…nothing!
What were they doing in IN I wonder? That sounds pretty fun. Makes a great story too.
By All Adither on 07.04.08 6:52 pm | Permalink
WOW !!! any ideas on why they were in your local ??
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By feener on 07.04.08 7:06 pm | Permalink
This is the best thing I have read all day. I am glad your child stepped in poo.
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By Rhi on 07.04.08 7:10 pm | Permalink
Holy crow! Sweet!
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By Reese on 07.04.08 7:14 pm | Permalink
Wow! Where is Shapiro’s? And what are those two doing in Indy?!?!?
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By Debbie on 07.04.08 7:17 pm | Permalink
John Mayer has a concert at Verizon tomorrow.
Shapiro’s is awesome! We eat there whenever we go down to Indy. Love the matzo ball soup.
By Antonette on 07.04.08 7:24 pm | Permalink
Carmel or Downtown location?
By JenE on 07.04.08 7:39 pm | Permalink
Looks like John Mayer’s summer tour includes Indi. Do you have tickets for his event tomorrow night?
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By Darla on 07.04.08 7:45 pm | Permalink
Dying to know - what was Jennifer wearing and what did they eat? I know, I know, I’m rude and invasive, but gee, I wanna know. Thanks for sharing your sighting.
By Jenfan on 07.04.08 8:40 pm | Permalink
MOLY HOLY! I’m so effin’ jealous of you and your poop covered toddler! What the crap where they doing in Indiana? Perhaps John Mayer was playing there, or they were visiting an old aunt, or someone was getting a secret surgery…I’m jealous, did I mention that already?
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By Hippo Brigade on 07.04.08 8:52 pm | Permalink
Alright, that’s just ridiculous. I’ve lived in or around Indy basically my entire life and have eaten at said Shapiros numerous times and I have never seen anyone remotely famous or been on tv. No fair!!
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By Jeanelle on 07.04.08 8:59 pm | Permalink
You are so lucky! John has a concert tomorrow in Indy, so I guess that is where they were headed. Were people stopping to talk to them, or were they basically left alone?
By Jen and John fan on 07.04.08 9:22 pm | Permalink
count me among the jealous. crazy! why is it that celebrities make us all so giddy?
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By Ket on 07.04.08 9:43 pm | Permalink
But the real question - was the pastrami good?
By Teri on 07.04.08 9:59 pm | Permalink
OMG that is crazy! Wow - very cool - at Shapiro’s in Indy of all places - was it at their southside location (surely not) but I have no clue where the other location is or if there is one.
Yes, there are many dogowners out there who give us all a bad rap - for the record
I do pick up my dogs’ poo - we even have one of those little bag dispensers hooked right on to the leash so we are never caught without a bag.
P.S. Happy Fourth of July!
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By SuzyQ on 07.04.08 10:24 pm | Permalink
No way. I never run into celebrities, much less uber-celebs like them. Apparently I just don’t hang out at the right places.
So, for you, dog crap equals good luck. That’s nice. Wonder what would happen in Moosh fell in like elephant poop? You might win the lottery or something.
By Rhea on 07.05.08 12:00 am | Permalink
Oh my god, I love the dog crap to John Mayer segue. Love it!
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By Rachael on 07.05.08 12:18 am | Permalink
OHMYSWEETJESUS! Shapiros, John Mayer AND myfavoriteFriendJenniferAnniston? Shut. Up. I am completely jealous! I love them all three…and there they were - in my hometown - TOGETHER!
I love the corned beef on rye…and their pickles are TO DIE FOR. Seriously.
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By Katie on 07.05.08 1:19 am | Permalink
What the random? Was the random celebrity sighting worth the poopiness?
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By Barb @ getupandplay on 07.05.08 1:46 am | Permalink
WOW, aren’t you lucky?
The poop event happened to me too and I won at lotery (but nut so much). But meeting Jennifer and John, that’s amazing. Were they cute together as they seem in pics?
By Lola on 07.05.08 4:13 am | Permalink
Can’t wait to see those pics!
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By Missy on 07.05.08 4:58 am | Permalink
Were you wearing your lucky blogging shirt?
By Angie on 07.05.08 7:50 am | Permalink
Sigh. The ONE time I decide to fly to Chicago instead of drive, which would have place me in Indy at lunchtime…
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By Kim on 07.05.08 8:43 am | Permalink
Sigh. The ONE time I decide to fly to Chicago instead of drive, which would have place me in Indy at lunchtime…
By Kim on 07.05.08 8:44 am | Permalink
GOOD CRAP! Literally.
Oh man, I try to respect celebrities when I see them (by celebrities, I use the term loosely including John Stockton and Larry King) but I think I would have tried to walk behind her while someone took a picture ala “Say Anything”. Now that I think of it, “respecting” them is also a loose term since I kind of followed Larry King around a mall saying “Larry” really loud.
Wondering why I’m commenting when I should be getting all scienced-up in Columbus? Oh, that’s because I’m sicker than a dog. And so is my kid. And my husband too.
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By Anna on 07.05.08 9:21 am | Permalink
The last celebrity I ran into was MC Hammer. So to say that I’m jealous would be an understatement.
By Heather B. on 07.05.08 9:25 am | Permalink
Love love love Shapiro’s! And is John Mayer really as freakishly tall as he looks in pictures?
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By Sarah @ Ordinary Days on 07.05.08 9:31 am | Permalink
Dang yo! The only person I’ve ever seen in my nabe is that guy from Ally McBeal! LOL
And yes, as a *responsible* dog owner, I totally agree. Pick up your dog’s crap, people! I end up with it on my stroller tires, shoes, blech.
I’ll even pick up dookies I see b/c dayum I hate getting that shit on my stuff.
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By VDog on 07.05.08 11:29 am | Permalink
TGFPoo!
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By kristi on 07.05.08 11:55 am | Permalink
Oh you lucky duck. Praise dog poop you got to scope out Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.
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By Jess on 07.05.08 12:32 pm | Permalink
With blog titles like that you should be employed by some major news corp.
By Rachel on 07.05.08 12:55 pm | Permalink
I love John Mayer & Jennifer Anniston. I’m so jealos.
By Shamelessly Sassy on 07.05.08 1:08 pm | Permalink
I am SOOOOOO with you on the poop. SERIOUSLY. Poor moosh covered in poo!
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By Debbie on 07.05.08 1:25 pm | Permalink
Very cool story…and yes, Shapiro’s rocks!
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By Toast 2 Mom on 07.05.08 2:16 pm | Permalink
How very cool that you saw Jon Mayer and Jennifer in Indy! And even cooler that they shared your good taste in a lunch location.
I feel your frustration in the poo, someone left a nice pile on the sidewalk in front of my house. So rude.
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By indykari on 07.05.08 2:48 pm | Permalink
Hate. dog. poop. Don’t get me started. Why do so many people have to walk their dogs on the school grounds and not pick up after them?
I can’t wait to see the picture of Jen and John!
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By threeundertwo on 07.05.08 3:05 pm | Permalink
you know…you are getting quite famous yourself. being on tv and all. i’m sure jennifer and john were wishing they had their cameras!
john - look jen, isn’t that casey?
jen - oh my gosh it is! from moosh in indy.
john - where is the camera? we need proof!
jen - i forgot it! i can’t believe i forgot the camera. maybe one of these nice people can email us a picture so we can show it as proof that we actually saw casey, live and in person.
john - oh i hope so. nobody will believe us otherwise.
jen - and would you look at her hair. it looks even better in person than it did on her blog.
john - i know. girls everywhere want her hair. i would love if you got the “casey” haircut.
jen - i know. i totally should!
ahhh…the life of a celebrity!
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By natalie on 07.05.08 3:23 pm | Permalink
Haha! Too funny. So did they look like their pics?
And how the heck do Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer know about a dumpy good eats place???
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By Anth on 07.05.08 6:01 pm | Permalink
So.jealous. Totally worth a little poo. More details please.
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By Jill on 07.05.08 8:42 pm | Permalink
Happy Red White and Boom - July 4th
I agree that owners should pickup after their dogs but the more dog walkers the better:
You should be thankful for dog walkers.
Dog walkers and dogs are the most reliable and inexpensive security resource in society. With their daily presence in our parks and on our nature trails, they are the eyes and ears of the community, frequently the first to discover crime and consistently a deterrent to it. We should be encouraging the presence of dog walkers and their dogs rather than implementing public policies that restrict and prohibit them.
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By RGpet on 07.05.08 9:24 pm | Permalink
dude.
you are charmed.
in a pootastic sort of way
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By biddy on 07.05.08 10:25 pm | Permalink
So my question is, was she actually eating anything? Or did she limit herself to a pickle?
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By buffyvandabailey on 07.05.08 11:43 pm | Permalink
When we went on our honeymoon back in 2003, Brad Pitt was filming “Troy” in Cabo. Turns out Jennifer Anniston, Courtney Cox, and David Arquette were ALL staying at our hotel. I didn’t have the cajones to say anything to any of them! There was this tool in the pool who kept trying to bust in on Courtney’s game of “Marco Polo” that she was playing with some kids. Only pic I got was where I “pretended” to photo my new hubby and got them in the background- but you can’t even tell who they are!
Brad was wearing a pink headband. She should have left him then!
PS to buffyvandabailey- J.Anniston was eating nachos at a table side pool in a string bikini. Not a fat roll in site. *sigh*
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By Amy on 07.05.08 11:54 pm | Permalink
Too cool I’ve met two Indy 500 winners but that’s to be expected in INDY! But, JenJohn? Shocker. I have often wondered what I would do if I saw someone of this caliber. Probably just stand off at a distance and watch them. I would be too “cool” to walk up to ask for an autograph. Still don’t know if it is worth the dog poo but I guess it is better than nothing, right?
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By Mandy on 07.06.08 4:31 am | Permalink
Holy cow we eat there all the time and have never ever seen Jennifer Aniston OR John Mayer. We have seen the enormous piles of pastrami, however - almost as good. And the free cookies for the kiddos. But wow, what were they doing in Indianapolis of all places?
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By Sus on 07.06.08 9:00 am | Permalink
[...] ← Poop, Pastrami and John Mayer. [...]
By moosh in indy. » The Superpowers of Motherhood. on 07.06.08 9:23 am | Permalink
R. U. F’in. Me? Oh my holy crap…literally and figuratively. Holy friggin smokes. Hott I tell you. Hott. It was meant to be.
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By Kim on 07.06.08 11:11 am | Permalink
Were you at the Shapiros downtown? I recently moved to Indy from NYC and it’s nice to hear that there is still the potential for celeb sightings.
By Alyssa on 07.06.08 2:37 pm | Permalink
Whats wrong with the southside location????
That is the original Shapiro’s and the best. Were they w/ anyone else? John’s front of house engineer (and best friend)is from Indy. John Mayer Rocks!
By Dot on 07.06.08 6:15 pm | Permalink
You’re so lucky. Okay, maybe lucky doesn’t apply to loads of dog poo all over your daughter, but it does apply to celebrity sightings. I haven’t seen a celebrity around here since 1998 when I was Robert Redford - and he’s just a wrinkly old prune! Fun for you. I’d keep eating there if I were you!
By Rachel on 07.06.08 7:39 pm | Permalink
I dunno… I’ve compared John Mayer’s music to a pile of crap before, so maybe it all makes sense.
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By Amy on 07.07.08 3:16 am | Permalink
[...] next show was in Indiana, and on July 4th, Casey of Moosh In Indy fame saw Jen and John enjoying a low-key lunch at Shapiro’s deli! It seems that even celebs [...]
By Jennifer Aniston Watch » Blog Archive » Jen and John hit the road stateside on 07.07.08 10:10 am | Permalink
Ohhhh, I’m so jealous. So, did they look happy? Was she actually eating?
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By She Likes Purple on 07.07.08 12:11 pm | Permalink
very cool…well, the jennifer and John sighting and good eats part anyway!
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By staciesmadness on 07.07.08 2:17 pm | Permalink
I work for a company that produces large scale shows (used to own the Indy home show)- which include large, high-end antique shows. Apparently John is a antique jewelry/watch collector- one of the dealers he works with exhibits at our Miami show and he’s come through there and our Vegas show to buy. Very very friendly, always willing to sign autographs, calls ahead to alert security, etc. I missed his visit to our Miami show by a few hours- I was so crushed! I did get a copy of his show badge though- they made him wear one so that he could get in to the show floor without being hassled (because it was before show hours and it was not public buying time). There have to be 50 copies of his badge floating around now. . .
By John Mayer is all over the place on 07.07.08 3:24 pm | Permalink
WOW!!! That’s quite a story! From poop to celebrities in an hour, woohoo!
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By Z on 07.08.08 9:47 am | Permalink
[...] backstabbing, ruthless, mean, nosy gossip sucks. And it spreads like a toxic wildfire. After seeing John and Jen at a little restaurant in Indy last week I was contacted by at least five fan sites and three major [...]
By moosh in indy. » Gossip of the delicious kind. on 07.11.08 8:26 pm | Permalink
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