I gave Costco $9 and Costco gave me a pound (!) of prosciutto.
I gave Trader Joe’s $8 and Trader Joe’s gave me two pounds (!) of raspberries.
I have seriously had to fight off the urge to wrap prosciutto around each of my fingers and suck on it like a lollipop.
I have also had to deny the intense desire to smear raspberries all over my bare flesh.
When I say I love food, I mean I looooove food.
Now quit judging me and tell me what foods you would consider bathing naked in.