I gave Costco $9 and Costco gave me a pound (!) of prosciutto.

Prosciutto.

I gave Trader Joe’s $8 and Trader Joe’s gave me two pounds (!) of raspberries.

Raspberries

I have seriously had to fight off the urge to wrap prosciutto around each of my fingers and suck on it like a lollipop.

I have also had to deny the intense desire to smear raspberries all over my bare flesh.

When I say I love food, I mean I looooove food.

Now quit judging me and tell me what foods you would consider bathing naked in.

Comments

  1. I’ll take a dive in plain ol’ melted chocolate! I have to say, though, that I was expecting a fantastic recipe with raspberries and prosciutto. Maybe you could come up with something…

  2. Chocolate Mousse and fresh peaches. Cheesecake, and REAL whipped cream.

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  3. Wait… when did this become a soft core food porn blog?

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  4. Peanut Butter M&Ms (drool) and Thai Coconut Soup.

    And funeral potatoes and cream cheese frosting and Symphony bars and lemon squares and pistachio pudding and chicken cordon bleu (Even after my roommate in college told me they looked like little hamsters).

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  5. I am never not in the mood for Chick-Fil-A. Mmmm, a nugget bath…

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  6. Doritos…yes, I’m very sophisticated. Fine, I’ll go up one level – nachos.

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  7. Nachos. Except nekked + nachos might be a little uncomfortable.

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  8. Naked in nutella. And bacon. But not at the same time.

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  9. Any kind of salty meat and any kind of delicious cheese. I’d write more, but I have to go to the grocery store now.

  10. Nutella (I’m with Julia, but not ‘with’ her in the Nutella).

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  11. GOLDFISH CRACKERS

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  12. Chocolate. I know it’s boring and oh-so-generic, but I love it.

    Also, Janssen, I have no recollection of Heather saying that chicken cordon bleu looked like a hamster. I do remember that we all pined for Sundays in the dorm cafeterias because it meant chicken cordon bleu for dinner. Yum!

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  13. Coffee with cream. Full body dose of caffeine? Yes please.

  14. Holy crap those raspberries look awesome!

  15. That is some gorgeous Italian bacon. MMMM…

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  16. Right now? Peaches. I’m CRAVING local peaches.

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  17. Thai food for sure. What exactly is prosciutto? It looks gross. Do you cook it? Yes, I’m a food ignoramus. Especially when it comes to meat.

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  18. Although, the raspberries look deelish, too.

    (And now you have made me ravenous.)

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  19. Mine would no doubt be soft chewy warm Chocolate Chip Cookies & Cherries.
    Oh man … I’m going to have to go bake some Chocolate Chip Cookies now.

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  20. Pineapple Curry (although, would that burn? I’d probably get it mild, just in case).

    Also, maybe avocado. You know, if it’s on sale.

  21. Tiramisu, but I can only IMAGINE trying to get that out of all the crevices.

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  22. Mountian DEW!!!! I never have caffeine any more, but Mt. Dew whenever I can get it (which isn’t all that often). Also Lychee. they are fresh in the markets here right now and SOOOOO good, and nearly impossible to get in the states. I’m making lychee pomegranate chicken for Shabbat this week. Dee-lish!
    (I shed a little tear over your prosciutto. I gave up pork when I became religious.)

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  23. I’m going with Hillary’s idea for peaches. Canned peaches though, cause they’re soft and stuff.

    Or strawberries and sugar. Mmm . . .

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  24. I’m going with Hillary’s idea for peaches. Canned peaches though, cause they’re soft and stuff.

    Or strawberries and sugar. Mmm . . . sooo good!

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  25. oh man! wanting some pork! you know…since i can’t get it here! and now you tease me with actual pictures of it and not just words. sigh. only 139 more days until i can bathe in…i mean eat bacon.

    i would have to say chocolate and peanut butter would make for a yummy bath!

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  26. Salsa – no question!

    Runners up? Thick crispy bacon, sauteed crimini mushrooms, Hidden Valley ranch dressing and V8 Juice…don’t judge…

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  27. Sunshine says:

    Salsa. But it has to be homemade – none of that jarred stuff.

  28. The obligatory chocolate and strawberries with home-made whipped cream. Yum!

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  29. Just Shireen says:

    Pomegranates and raspberries. Can you imagine all those little jeweled seeds in a bath? Makes for a pretty picture (I actually did this for my photog class in college) too.

  30. Erin-
    Prosciutto is Italian bacon, incredibly salty and wonderful. You can eat it straight out of the package or you can add it to any number of dishes or appetizers. It’s magical stuff I say.

  31. chocolate. but really i would eat it long before it touched my skin which is why i have never understood those erotic chocolate kits…you are supposed to smear your partner with chocolate and eat it off his/her body. uh. i would rather skip the middle man and eat the chocolate!

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  32. I love the smoked pork products. My theory is anything wrapped in bacon can’t be bad.
    I LOVE juicy steak. Love it – a good ribeye.

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  33. blackberries

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  34. strawberries, watermelon and fudge. Not necessarily together. But I wouldn’t be opposed to it either.

  35. Costco has the best cake. I’ve had dreams about it. Seriously.

  36. Dark Chocolate Ganache and Fresh Strawberries, enough said ;)

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  37. warm peanut butter, chocolate and marshmallow. And I would even bathe in them all together.

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  38. Sunflower seeds….hope I don’t get a shell splinter.

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  39. i’m right there with you on the prosciutto!

    and chocolate

    and cream cheese

    and, ok, who am i kidding, pretty much anything yummy

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  40. cured pork products rank very high on my list also.

    ….as does pizza rolls.

    I’m a food girl too, just posted about the food hangover I’m experiencing.

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  41. Lisa in TX says:

    Strawberries sprinkled with sugar. Or strawberries slathered in rich, dark chocolate, Or Strawberries on angel food cake with whipped cream. Or possibly some combination of the three. I like strawberries.

    A close second would be dark chocolate Reese’s cups. Sooooooo good!

  42. natalie says:

    Fresh mozzarella… mmmmm…

  43. Mmmmm I love food too.

    Creme Brulee…..with raspberries on top. mmmmmmmm

    I’m sure it sounds gross now since it’s hot out but in the winter time Potato Cheese Soup.

    And although i’m not a fan of smelling at all like the ocean I could make me a bed of crab cakes and could be pretty happy.

    I gotta go eat a banana or something healthy or else I’m gonna ravage the kitchen and hit up the grocery store just to indulge….bad bad bad. :)

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  44. Cheese. Summer tomatoes. Truffle salt. Tarragon cream sauce. Salted caramel ice cream.

    Shall I go on?

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  45. This is hard…so many things. I’d probably have to side with those saying bacon, and I could add pretty much any kind of cheese and or chips in there. But there are seriously some days when I would LOVE to dive head first into a tub of cookie dough and chocolate frosties. YUMMMMMMM – O!

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  46. Chocolate, strawberries, and rocky road ice cream. Dang I think I gained 10 lbs just writing that.

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  47. How can anyone not answer chocolate?! lol

    Ok, how about this…smoothies. I’m really into strawberry-banana smoothies. I could drip that naked all over my body, and in this Texas heat, it would be DIVINE!

    I figured saying fried chicken or pizza wouldn’t have quite the same desired affect. hehe

  48. Amy in StL says:

    Brie, especially warm with bacon and apples.

  49. Starbuck’s caramel mocha, with whipped cream.

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  50. Chocolate (of course); ice cream; salsa; avocado; fresh mozzarella with prosciutto, tomatoes and pesto; and chocolate.

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