the moosh’s first trip to Chuck E. Cheese was today for a neighbors birthday party.

the moosh learned about the trots about an hour into the party.

the moosh had to leave her panties behind in a garbage can.

We had to leave early.

Mommyblog haters hate it when mommybloggers write about poop.

Hate away haters, I’ll have Chuck E. dig out those Cinderella panties and send ‘em to you.

That’s all I have to say about my day.



  1. I would crap my pants if I saw a talking mouse, too.

    heathers last blog post..Earth Shaking

  2. Awwww, poor little moosh! And poor moosh’s mommy too!

  3. Oh no! It wasn’t from food there, was it?

    Also, you should know my niece nearly pees her pants each time we go there because “She’s having so much fun she doesn’t wanna go potty!!”

    Rhis last blog post..And, Thank You Jennie for the Gift of Content

  4. No, she’s had an upset stomach for a few days, it’s all out now! Don’t worry!

  5. Chuck E. Cheese’s smells of pepperoni, feet and vomit. I don’t blame her.

    Momo Falis last blog post..I Can’t Compete With That

  6. My kid (3 sets of staples in three years to the back of the head and one broken bone) freaking ran into a wall and SLICED his upper ear a good 1/4 inch. So we got to run to urgent care with a hurt 4 yr old, rushed to get dressed shoeless 2 yr old and a mother who’s got bronchitis/asthma, two day old pjs and no bra on. Mother of freaking bad months. Your trots remind me of the time we had an explosion at sams and I had to strip my kid in the parking lot and spray him with water to clean the poop off. Sorry about all that.

    Angelas last blog post..There was something out there…

  7. I also heard it called Chuck E. Coli. I dread the day we get invited to a b-day party there.

  8. ahahah. i love catnip’s chuck e. coli!!

    poor Moosh. hope she’s okay now!

    alis last blog post..made famous well before Ashton Kutcher…

  9. Maybe this will make you feel better?

    Lauras last blog post..Uh, call first, okay?

  10. poop posts don’t bother me. unless there are pictures. Then I am all, ‘oh no you didn’t!’ Anyway, once at Chuck E. Cheese’s, the person in the rat costume fake drank my daughters sprite and acted like he was pouring salt into his mouth. She won’t go back now, because she is holding a grudge.

    Shamelessly Sassys last blog post..Smile Train and the Complexity of Three

  11. That’s it. I’m calling it Chuck e. Coli from now on.

    And I wonder what those readers think who think Moosh is the author of this blog?

    threeundertwos last blog post..Haiku Wednesday VI

  12. LOL okay so your post title made me spit water all over my screen. Thank you for that :)

    Jens last blog post..bestowing his knowledge upon his daughter

  13. Was it explosive? Because
    explosive + public + kids place = seventeen kinds of AWESOME!

    SciFi Dads last blog post..Instinct

  14. I was in the same room as 2! (TWO!!!) episodes of Strawberry friggin’ Shortcake.

    My ears are bleeding.

    That &$GL)#!! song is repeating endlessly in my head.

    Yet no children were harmed in the viewing of this cartoon hell.

    Auburn Gal Alwayss last blog post..Wordless Wednesday (Smokies 08)

  15. I feel for the Moosh. I too went to Chuck E. Cheese’s for the first time yesterday.

    I was sick all night and all I had was a slice of pizza. It was nast.

    My kids were fine and so was Hubs. Just me… figures.

    I do have to give them credit for keeping the place clean. They were constantly cleaning.

    Sashas last blog post..The Cat Saga Continues…

  16. Awww, I bet the worst thing for her was having to discard her Cinderella panties!

    Camels & Chocolates last blog post..Baffled by Banff

  17. Crap, that sucks.

    A Whole Lot of Nothings last blog post..Wordless 7.30.8 – SCREAM!

  18. I misread Momo and thought it said ‘Chuck E Cheese smells of pepperoni, FEAR and vomit’. Either way, the comments here are making me crack up. But still, I hope the moosh feels better soon.

    Rachaels last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Bathtime Joy

  19. A day with accidental pooping? Isn’t that just called Saturday? No? Just at my house then.

    Sues last blog post..Blogcation

  20. i throw away princess panties on a daily basis – from the trots or otherwise.

  21. ew. you are cracking me up again. My sweet girl got the “boola boola” on the last day of mexico vacation and was horrified when her “toot” ended up being so much more…on the floor.

    You can’t be a bloggy mom without ending up on the poop parade.

    you should check out the potty misadventures of anymommy

    sorry for the paste if you already are a reader. She rocks too

    shannon martinezs last blog post..Precious Love

  22. We had our own case of the trots here this past weekend. It started at a Mexican restaurant and continued through a visit to Target. Mommy carries fresh undies in her bag now.

  23. Okay, I feel foolish asking this, but what is trots? I mean, I figured out the poop part of it, but is it a word made from two other words, like “shart?” hehe Seriously I can’t believe I’m actually asking this….

    Sheyennes last blog post..Summer vacation

  24. Was it a statement about the food or the entertainment? Either way, Chuck E. Cheese is where s**t happens.

  25. I thought motherhood was all about the “poop”, isn’t it? Darn poop haters.

    Poor Moosh and the Cinderella undies.

    crookedeyebrows last blog post..Happy Birthday Momma!

  26. Ugh. Poor Moosh.
    Poor Mom. Poor cute Cinderella underwear. That’s just misery, hope she is recovered.
    C.E.C is an evil grease filled place, yuck.

    rachels last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Monkey Style

  27. I feel bad for the moosh AND you, because gah, the only thing worse than Chuck E. Cheese is dirty underpants at Chuck E. Cheese. Especially underpants so dirty that you have to abandon them.

    My day was surprisingly good, but I think any day that doesn’t involve copious crapping is a good day!

    Megans last blog post..Take That Time and Appreciate

  28. HA! I showed pics of poo the other day…wonder what they thought of that :-)

    Midwest Mommys last blog post..Look what Jumperoo can do, can you?

  29. I’ll give you a pair of my little monkey’s poopy undies to send to the haters, too…!? Thanks… ;)

    I have not attempted Chuck E with the monkey yet. I can’t BEAR IT!

    Haley-Os last blog post..Thursday 13: Meditation Workshop

  30. Yep. Have dunnit. And then had to convince child that she could no longer climb through the tunnels overhead while going commando in a dress.

  31. Poor Moosh. Been there. Like last week! I have problems.

  32. Poor Moosh! I hope she’s feeling better. And the Cinderella panties? Was she devastated she had to leave them behind?

    Olivias last blog post..Public Accounting? SUCK IT.

  33. I just got home after a three day driving trip from California to Texas. Phew. My dirty house never looked so good.

    And Chuck E Cheese gives me the trots, too.

    all things bds last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Anachronism Somewhere in New Mexico

  34. Okay, I’m rolling on the floor here! Poor baby and mommy but I’m still laughing.

  35. I’m not a Mommyblogger, so I really have no idea what a “trot” is. I could google it, but…well…why? And anyway, I think I get it. I was a nanny in Europe once, and had to toss out many-a-underwears. Called it a business expense.

    Camilles last blog post..Camille & Poor Kyle Consummate the Marriage and Invite All Y’all to Have a Look-see

  36. Yeah for mommyblogs and poop. Boo to haters. Okay, I guess I’m sometimes a poop hater but only in my hair or in the bath tub.

    My first visit (Shannon sent me). I’m sorry your little one got Chuck-E-Cheesed, but funny post!

  37. Listen, I crap myself just THINKING of going to that hell hole.

    I can’t blame her one bit.

    JJ – The Laundresss last blog post..For the Love of All That is Holy…Why Oh Why? But so much fun to get on camera.

  38. I’m glad she’s feeling better. So glad the whole no kids thing prohibits me from going to that place!


  39. Chuck E. Cheese is a ****ing psychotic bitch. I think it’s kind of cool you left a special present behind.

    maggie, dammits last blog post..Fear and self-loathing in the Midwest

  40. Yeah, Can’t blame the poor child. Huge scary mouse. Greasy pizza. Germs galore. Screaming children everywhere. I just hope she wasn’t embarrassed to the gills for leaving her panties behind.

  41. Were the trots a result of their crappy pizza?

    My niece and nephew have their birthday parties there all the time and I HATE THAT PLACE.

    Kristabellas last blog post..I’m Ready To Go Home Now

  42. Oh poor Moosh. We had the trots along with Barforama here for a month. It’s finally going away. With 4 kids, it really isn’t that much fun.

  43. I am not a big fan of Chuck or his cheese. Bad stuff happens there. When I was in high school, a worker was killed after-hours at a local Chuck E. Cheese. That’s bad on a whole different level than belly-sickness, of course. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take my son there. Bad vibes on so many different levels.

    Ozs last blog post..Boredom

  44. Oh your poor little moosh, I hope she is feeling much better now.

    Nicoles last blog post..Sneaking Off To the Park

  45. Well I used to feel guilty for never having taken my 4 year old to Chuck E Cheese, Where a Kid Can Be a Kid. But now I don’t. Yay Moosh! But sorry to loose the Cinderella panties, that’s tragic.

    HeatherPrides last blog post..Mars and Venus Make a Bottle

  46. I wonder how many kids have crapped themselves in the crawl tubes….and THAT’s why we never go there.

    Anissa@Hope4Peytons last blog post..The One Where I Write My Own Eulogy

  47. Mommyhaters seriously miss out on how entertaining a story about the trots can be.

    (And can I just say that I am so proud of you for throwing them away and not wrapping them up because God forbid you throw away underwear you could wash?!?!)

    Miss Britts last blog post..Not Fine.

  48. You should have given those panties to that big rat. That place is such a germfest, no wonder she got the trots! Okay, I’m sure it wasn’t from there that quickly. And mommybloggers don’t mind poop stories, at least I don’t! ;)

    Mrs. Schmittys last blog post..American Idol Tour

  49. I have never heard of “Trots” before. Is this short for something?

    Poor Moosh!

    Caseys last blog post..Everybody’s Doin’ It!!

  50. Where would us mommybloggers be without poop? Poor Moosh, hope everything is getting a little better. Just for your info…around these parts (my house) we call the trots, Hershey Squirts. So hate on that! LOL :)