If you’ve watched any of the Olympics then you have probably heard that swimmer Michael Phelps ingests about 10,000 calories a day during the Olympics.
Indiana state fair x 5= 10,000 calories (give or take)
10,000 calories = Phelpsing
I Phelpsed myself at the fair.
Want a list?
2 elephant ears
2 cobs of corn drowned in butter
2 Indiana beef ribeye sandwiches
2 sides of baked beans
1 huge lemon shakeup
1 enormous pineapple/strawberry whip
1/2 plate of spiral fried potatoes w/ hot cheese dip
2 chocolate milks
I’m going to have to answer to Wii Fit this week.
I may be the first person ever to be physically attacked by Wii Fit.
“It’s wasn’t me Wii Fit! I was Phelpsed by the fair! Honestly!”