moosh in indy.

August 20, 2008

I’m always honored to be linked on anyone’s blogroll or in regards to any awards someone decides to pass on to me. I’m also honored when someone dedicates an entire post to my existence. Especially when that someone is as well respected as Ms. Ruth Holladay. I met Ruth this past weekend at Blog Indiana and knew immediately she was a woman to be taken seriously. A long time newspaper woman (37 years) and a local resource of honest opinions about news and politics, Ruth Holladay has a fierce following of, well, mostly old dudes.

Old dudes who don’t like me.

A friend of mine four years ago when people didn’t know what blogs were, would describe this as a tuna fish sandwich blog, in reference to the arcane, defocused, blithering, blathering, inconsequential communique that is useless only to the writer’s friends and those that might be compelled for some reason topically, to care. There’s insufficient gravitas to promote this blog save for its example as bloggorhea and vacuousness for this mid-50’s standard issue male. Blah. If I knew her, I might care because it would be in the context of friendship. But I don’t. And it’s unlikely I will and therefore find only miniscule gravitas.

-hendy

Oh, really. You’re too kind. (BTW hendy, I don’t love the term “mommyblogger” either so if anyone wants to come up with a better name of what I do I’m open to suggestions. Oh, and bloggorhea? FAIL.)

Wait! There was a follow up comment!

“. . . tuna fish sandwich . . .”

That has been out in the sun too long and has become smelly and moldy and rotten.

“. . . example as bloggorhea and vacuousness . . .”

Amen.

-Seneca

I even got this in one comment:

“Moosh” doesn’t do it justice.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Too much for this old male fart.

-Seneca

Oh you guys! I’m so flattered you took the time to not like me, with two! frowny faces even. I’m even more honored that Ruth backed me up, that she gave me a seal of approval. Even though she knew her readers wouldn’t take to kindly to my kind of blog.
That’s balls.

Thanks Ruth.

And thanks old dudes, you gave me a true chuckle.

P.S. Can I distract you with the fact that at least I’m hot smelly rotten moldy tuna fish sandwich?

No? Well, it was worth a try.

(Oh, and don’t worry about going over to defend my honor at Ruth’s place. They’re entitled to their opinion. Let’s show ‘em some Mommyblogger class.)

Comments off.

Lucky for you, I love tuna fish sandwiches.

heather…s last blog post..Lunch Time Stripper

Well, I guess I’m a fan of tuna fish sandwiches then because I think your blog is great — and I’m not even a mom. It’s funny and entertaining, and that’s what I like to read in a blog.

Karis last blog post..Sometimes even I don’t get me…

I’m surprised they knew how to turn on the computer. Did they come up with all those terms by themselves? That’s just precious.

And I ALSO LOVE.. tuna. yum. nom nom nom.

Who says they have taste anyway? You are an amazingly talented photographer and a fun blogger. I thoroughly enjoy your wit!

blessings,
Indy Jane

Indy Janes last blog post..The Uhbama LOL

I’ll take my sandwich plain please, with a side of crusty old men.

Adriennes last blog post..Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

tuna is high in mercury, so I don’t eat it. But I don’t think you are a tuna fish sandwich blog. More like peanut butter, banana and honey. I like that.

Old farts, well, what can you say about them? They’re old. They’re farts. Might be nice old farts, but old farts, nonetheless.

T@SendChocolates last blog post..Finally Olympic Events I Could WIN

Well that’s just rude. I bet you they are all just lonely old men who need a lady friend, if you know what I mean!

Nikkis last blog post..You and Your Damn Thumb!

Think of it this way- the best things in life, like really old tuna sandwiches, are not always easy to appreciate.

So it’s probably just that you’re so great that they don’t get it. Indirectly, they’re proclaiming your greatness I think.

Overflowing Brains last blog post..I think not.

Not only are you awesome, you are more awesome for posting this defense. Rawk on, you hot piece of tuna!

Shannons last blog post..My New Nephew

well, I’ll be 50 in November, so I guess I’m getting up there in terms of old fart territory. I would submit that either a) those are guys who don’t like you because they’re too old to hit on you and have it come anywhere near registering on your radar, or b) they’re just bitter and obnoxious.

YatPundits last blog post..Wherein I apologize to Loki

I love tuna.

You are the very best tuna out there and I’m proud to call you my friend.

And when I’m mid-50’s, I know I’ll say the same thing.

Good job, Casey. Good job indeedy.

Redneck Mommys last blog post..Terror on the Trampoline

Haha, wow those are some colorful phrases they came up with. Anywho – just wanted to let you know that I think you and your blog are absolutely marvelous!!

I have to say that if you got old midwestern dudes talkin’ I think you’ve made it about as far as you can.

go ahead and forward them the treadmill post if you really want to freak the tuna outta them.

Congrats to you my friend!

DesignHER Mommas last blog post..downtown baby

Oh, that is the funniest thing I’ve read today!

I would wager that the content of blogs that these old geezers would enjoy would send most of us straight to snoozeville!

Thanks for the chuckle

Annies last blog post..I can be a Good Mother Without Reality TV

OMG I can’t believe that old farts are taking their precious energy to hate on you! How ridiculous!

Reeses last blog post..Last Check-in of the Day…

Oh! I’m jealous. I want old guys to hate on me too. Can you send em my way next time? I’ll be sure to talk about vagina’s and my low lying uterus.

Wow! Those guys need to start their own blogs. You can’t make that stuff up.

wrong shoess last blog post..Melatonin for sleep disorders in children*

Oh hai! I can haz tuna?

Forget those old farts. Generation gaps can do that to people.

How can someone’s unique opinions and style be good or bad? Read it or don’t, but the beauty of a blog is the freedom of speech and individuality that come with it. I think you are hilarious and talented and I love reading your HOT tuna sandwich.

Lauryns last blog post..To straighten, or not to straighten?

Hot you are! And classy and cool. I love reading your blog.

Jens last blog post..The list was still left behind

You are once spicy tuna steak, lady!

schmutzies last blog post..50×365 #334: Cheli

difference of opinion. i can assure you i don’t give a bloggorhea what 50 year-old men have to say on blogs either. it’s all just what you’re into.

hush oldies… it’s just not your bag.

I would say you are sashimi!

Mrs. G.s last blog post..Secret Boyfriend #18

Somewhere, right this minute, there is an old fart named after an ancient Roman senator, who is kicking himself repeatedly for dissing the HOTTEST woman who has sent her photo to him since the Eisenhower administration.

MommyTimes last blog post..Calling All Mothers — Especially Those With Sons

You’re too cute–love this picture! If you’re tuna fish then those commenters are something nameless and stinky and foul that not even the tuna fish would dare feed on!

Camels & Chocolates last blog post..Bahama Mamas

people, in general, suck.

you, however, totally rock my world.

Biddys last blog post.."Paper or Plastic?"

Someone called you a moldy tuna sandwich. That’s an insult I’ve never heard before. And I have teenagers. I’ve heard a LOT of insults.

Meh. They have no clue. No. Clue.

Major Bedheads last blog post..File Under: Information I Did Not Need

It always baffles me how people take time out of their seemingly boring day to make snide comments. Makes no sense to do that.

We loves ya!

And if anyone wants to write about me, please do. Just wait for me to say something profound first.

A Whole Lot of Nothings last blog post..Wordless 8.20.8: Let Them Eat Cake for No Reason

i do not like hendy.

I had a tuna fish sandwich today that I throughly enjoyed. But I have to say, I enjoy your blog way better than my tuna fish sandwich.

If old men don’t like your awesomeness…then I really hope no old men come visit my lame-o blog.

Ashleys last blog post..It has been a momentous couple of days

Love what she wrote. Glad I know you…glad you are my friend. I love you to bits. You look amazing and don’t smell one bit like moldy tuna.

Kims last blog post..Be Aware.

i love tuna fish sandwiches. and i love your blog. i do not, however, like stinky old men. especially mean stinky old men. they’re old. and stinky.

Mrs. Wilsons last blog post..Aug 20, 2008

I’m resisting…with difficulty….leaving a comment over there for 2 reasons only.

1) it’s the blog of someone who wrote very nicely about you, and she will be the one reading the comments, not the old dudes who couldn’t refrain.

2) you asked me not to.

But….so….tempted……

I like tuna fish with diced onion and chopped apple.

Backpacking Dads last blog post..And Make It Better

Do I care what they think? Nah.

I enjoy what you have to say and can relate. Sometimes you say what I wish I had the guts to say. I love your honesty.

I love your blog. Bye bye old men….don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Would you like me to smack them in the mouth? I totally will. You know, virtually.

JENN!s last blog post..Suri Cruise…

Well, you already know that I’m pro-Casey. Even older men would be envious of you –after looking at the photo it’s clear that you are the total package– brains & gorgeous!

“What’s a kegel?” Oh, the fabulous relationships they must have with their wives. *So* jealous.

…

I’m acually a little more interested in unpacking Ruth’s assessment of your combo “male candor and feminine wit.” What’s with the gender associations? Argh. But I don’t have the energy to go there.

You’ve got klass. That’s what counts.

Must Be Motherhoods last blog post..Who IS the Hottest American Olympian?

Hoo hoo hoo. I at last know what my problem is. I am suffering from miniscule gravitas! I think my spam folder has something that can fix that!

And this make me howl “that is useless only to the writer’s friends” – so is it useful to everyone else?

The irony of this is that, just before I clicked through on my feed reader, I thought “I go through and read all of the really good writers first…” meaning you. After my top ten I swing back and read the other 100 feeds.

I’m 55, so you have at least one old fart who reads and appreciates your blog.

And, I too, love a good tuna sandwich.

Mrs. Whos last blog post..My Doctor Thinks I Have Narcolepsy

Hey- maybe it’s better that some older men don’t like reading your blog. It would avoid that really awkward conversation when he stalks you down and gives you a stuffed pea**** with sequins on the tail because he thought it was just as pretty as you.

They must not have read about the treadmill.

Maybe you’re not everyone’s cup of tea. But you are certainly mine. (Wait – that sounds a bit weird. Yaknow what I mean. )

Butrfly Gardens last blog post..No Kidding

I’m with Anna~ who needs their over-stuffed, over-literal influences all up in your awesomeness?
But, you my friend? Have made it. MADE. IT. (Had to one-up their frownies)

Mandys last blog post..What would YOU do?

“bloggorhea”

Sorry i think that’s funny. Not that is applies to you, of course. But it’s funny as a concept. But then again, I laugh at fart jokes…

don’t let the old dudes get you down!! Moosh forever!

Jills last blog post..Finding joy in the likeliest of places

Here was my favorite comment:

“Straightening a child’s hair– a holdover from simian genes, like women that pull off other’s sunburnt skin and attempt to zap their zits; awesomely animalistic in a negative way”

Seriously?? And then he comes back to say that he’s grouchy and needs a vacation! Seriously!! I hope he gets sunburned.

These guys are nuts…we love you, Casey!

Bridgets last blog post..Wordless Wednesday

Cranky old farts. Don’t worry Not My Man Mitch will try and sell off another piece of Indiana and then they will have something else to complain about.

Jesss last blog post..Another Place You Can Go Green

you and Jim Halpert?
best. tunas. ever.

alis last blog post..professional

Bah! I’m glad you’re not taking them too seriously. You’re HOT with those who truly appreciate what you do here.

It’s always heart warming to know that there are still people out there who are internet bullies. Kudos to him for being an old lame man who needs to get laid. That is if he has been taking his cialis.

Georgettes last blog post..It’s not you, it’s our sleeping arrangement.

I can’t even figure out what they’re trying to say in their comments. You’re much easier to read than some old farts!

Loris last blog post..What up G?

Well you know, I just might have to take a liking to tuna now.

And go you for having class. I apparently don’t because I just want to yell at them. I don’t like rude people.

Dawns last blog post..Momma Confessions

You’re the funniest looking tuna fish i’ve ever seen..

Tiffanys last blog post..not feelin’ it…

well, can’t please ‘em all.

I love your blog!

That’s the thing about this blogging thing – it promotes communities and many people don’t think that there should be communities that don’t make sense to them.

The whole point of your sort of blog is that it offers a perspective into life in general. And that’s the nice thing about it, that it’s single-perspective, not single-topic.

Anyway, I like tuna fish sandwiches, mercury be damned!

Kirstens last blog post..recipe: plum syrup

have you seen the comments? the poor people don’t know what a kegel is. so they probably don’t have ess ee ecks, and they probably don’t have any feelings, either.

“kegels, i heard about them once, hope to never again.”

Ms. Changes Pants While Drivings last blog post..the cult of personality

Ah, grumpy old Indiana men. Gotta love it!

bloggorhea and vacuousness?? That totally describes MY BLOG!!

Well, at least I keep good company….

HeatherPrides last blog post..This is Why I Hope I Never End Up in a Nursing Home – Or, The Day My Baby Pooped On a Complete Stranger

Dude, I love tuna fish sandwiches. They are the yum.

PastaQueens last blog post..Goal checking

How is it that individuals who find so much entertainment in calling themselves farts and making diarrhea references doesn’t find something to love in a so-called mommy blog? Baffles the mind, I tell ya.

Insta-moms last blog post..A very important letter

People like Hendy give oldies a bad name.

I mean, OBviuosly you’re much more popular than those oldies.

And cuter, too! (Just a guess, but I’m fairly certain I’m right).

Hollys last blog post..Ready or Not…

“A friend of mine four years ago when people didn’t know what blogs were, would describe this as a tuna fish sandwich blog, in reference to the arcane, defocused, blithering, blathering, inconsequential communique that is useless only to the writer’s friends and those that might be compelled for some reason topically, to care.”

The old bag has some wind left in him. I believe this should be in Guinness for the world’s longest, grammatically farted run-on sentence.

Gosh, when I come across a site I don’t like, I just click the back arrow button. I guess these guys have a lot of time on their hands if they comment on all the blogs they don’t like. Nerts to them, I say.

Erins last blog post..Sweet, Yo.

Works for me! Bottom-teeth smiles are going to save the world, one grouchy old man at a time.

Camilles last blog post..{My Lifelong Problem with Kiosk Vultures at the Mall}

My favorite though was the guy who said that he didn’t like your site because all of the photos made it too hard to pull up on DIAL UP. And then I had flashbacks of the annoying noise that AOL used to make when starting up and how I couldn’t use the computer and use the phone and HELLO, 1996! So good to hear from you again!

Heather B.s last blog post..What the good ones are made of

Love the blog. Love tuna. Love old farts. Love your photo. Great pic! Tell me, tell me, do you use tuna on your face at night to make it so clear? Gosh, darn, gal, you’re NEVER going to look like an old fart! Congrats!

Casey, if you are the definition of a hot smelly rotten moldy tuna fish sandwich, sign me up for lunch!

Smokin’ Hot!

Jills last blog post..Moving Up, or maybe just sideways

Still Smoking Hot!

*edited to fix blog link…*

Jills last blog post..Still Alive

I love to read your blog! The old farts can go read the boring old fart blog and leave you alone! You look great in your pic.

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