I’m flying pretty high on the self esteem machine tonight.
Because I tried on my first pair of Spanx today and they didn’t do a darn thing for me. (Why am I 26 trying on super support panties? Because I read “an ode to Spanx” in the dentist’s waiting room and I figured why the heck not?)
Apparently my figure is already Spanxed.
I asked two different store employees if they could tell if I was or was not wearing the Spanx. They both guessed wrong both times.
Speaking of the dentist. I went for the first time in five years today (freaking no insurance.) One cavity. That brings my lifetime cavity count to one.
While I’m at it, my hair is so healthy from my recent cut and color that I can’t do a darn thing with it. It just sits on my head and shimmers. I’m considering letting Cody study by the golden glow my hair puts off.
Tell me, what parts of you have been behaving lately?