My favorite blogger has always been and I dare say always will be Metalia. If you do not read her, go read this post, come back and you’ll know why I adore her so.
If you do read her?
Enjoy this-what happens when an overtired Jew and a punchy Mormon stay on chat too late.
M: How WAS the Hallmark thing, btw? (Asking about the day I spent touring Hallmark world headquarters in Kansas City last month.)
C: Amazing. I want to have its babies.
C: When Gabi says “Casey sort of fainted when she encountered this room. ” she meant “Casey sort of died when she encountered this room.” My dream is to work there. Ironically Kansas City is where we wanted to end up in the first place.
M: MAKE IT HAPPEN. You are one of those people that seems to be able to do that.
C: And then i can have hallmark babies and send everyone Hallmark cards about them.
M: DO IT DO IT DO IT “So, you’ve gotten into your first fender bender!” “Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day” etc., etc.
C: “There really are some days kids are only good for tax deductions!”
M: HA! “You know what you do for a pulled groin? Nothing. Feel better…whenever”
Okay, so maybe that one’s not the best
But someone in my office just pulled his groin!
C: it made me lol.
M: What card do I send him, Casey? THERE ARE NO PULLED GROIN CARDS!
C: “You make me LOL when no one else can, Happy Anniversary.” “If a blogger LOLS and there is no keyboard to type with, DID IT REALLY HAPPEN?”
M: There should be twitter-centric cards, too. “If I could follow you 10 times, I would. Happy Valentine’s Day, lover.”
“Sorry you only got five comments on that last post, Blogger. You’ll get StumbledUpon soon!”
C: “I love you enough NOT to send an e-card…cherish me.”
“Don’t let the fail whale get you down, sport!”
M: “I want to retweet our love for all the world to see.” So, basically, what I’m saying here is that you and I should MAKE OUR OWN GREETING CARD COMPANY.
C: NO KIDDING. etsy here we come.
M: PEOPLE WOULD BUY THEM, I don’t know if that’s sad or not, but whatever.
C: I KNOW. I’ll make a potato stamp of the twitter bird!
M: I have ribbon, so.
C: I have a graphic design degree!
M: I have…still, just some ribbon
but it’s pretty!
C: never underestimate ribbon, hallmark had frillions of ribbons. FRILLIONS!
M: And also, I can do calligraphy. Frillions, you say?
C: I have good handwriting…
M: We should do this, this might be my sleep deprivation talking, but STILL.
Who wants to be our first customer?
(Oh, and my legs from the other day? Me being too lazy to unpack my big girl razor and instead using the disposable two blade razor which was readily available, and also which was apparently half bloodthirsty vampire.)