moosh in indy.

June 24, 2009

hi hi hi!

I MAAADE IT!

my ugerus was in saaaad sorry shape but is almost all bethter now. neeesdels to say the goood drugcs have not left my ssystem and with binking being exhausign and lifing my head to find backspace nect to impossible typing is kind of abug fat joke.

But i had to say THAANNNK YOUUU to everyone for makeing me giggle and weke[[p dammit weep wih all of your supprot on teh twiters.

i hurt pretty bad. no sense in lying aboruht that. my anetsheisioloigrst was Hot. i wauss supposed to have some spry redhead lady with freckles and instelad i got dashingdocntor mcdashypants. he had sto see me pee in bag while i was all out and stuff. also szince i was om ny period someone else had to take off may grannie pannies. THE Y DIDN’t GIVE hEM ABACK! have yet to see if they arean on ebayy today. BIIDD HGIGH PEPOLE!

BEST NEWSAS EVER!>>??? i got to skop the lasf few days of my period with my cleanout!! OH WOWHICUPS HUUURT!

moosh 2.o is sitill like half a year awya. apparenlty there’s jthings jacked up in there thaft surgfury couldn’t fix.(EDNO MEtreIOSIS LIKE x 10.000! BOO!!) more on that when i don’t feel like a swallowed a mylar balooomn.

xoxoxo

pazz the drugs pl.sz!

Comments off.

I’m bidding on your granny panties under eBay userid CaseyStalker999. Apparently there are 998 CaseyStalkers ahead of me!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

@Avitable, I think they have the wrong Casey…

The prose…it brings tears to my eyes.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

@Backpacking Dad, I’m all about bringing refreshing change to that boring drivel you read at Stanford. zzzz

you had alot of people praying and cheering you on yesterday. Team Casey is HUGE! On and off the twitter….

Love You!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

@DesignHER Momma, My uterus has never felt more support.

can I just tell you how much I’d to be there to video tape you while you least expect it. *snicker*

(Pay back my friend, that’s all)

Get well, rest and blog on drugs, it’s awesome!!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

@sam {temptingmama}, I may have been drugged but I KNOW WHEN IZ BEIN FILMED!

I am so glad you are ok. Do they know what caused all this? I can’t wait for Moosh 2.0!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

@Midwest Mommy, Endometriosis and a couple of other reproductive nastys. I’ll know more at my follow up visit.

Surgery may not be good for the soul but it sure is good for the blog. Love you!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

@Ohh Betsy, i need to get you on some of this stuff. you’d be heeeelarious.

Ohh Betsy Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

@Casey, I don’t even need the good stuff. Next time we hang out just slip me some Benedryl. You’ll love me on Benedryl.

Brilliant.

Heal quickly!

*Sigh of relief!*

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

@Angie, around here it’s more like *fart of relief*

Only you could still be this funny under the influence of drugs.

Still praying for you, my friend. xo

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

@Angella, next best thing is me under the influence of Red Bull.

Angella Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

@Casey, True confession: I have never tried Red Bull.

zomg you so soooo cute! love you…glad it went okay. xoxo

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

@Karen Sugarpants, so zomg is really fun to sound out when your tongue is all lolly and swollen.

love you, miss. especially when you’re all druggedly talking about your granny panties and hot doctors. xoxo

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

@ali, granny pannies and hot doctors.
the title of my next book.

Oh casey. I adore you. Feel better uterus. I bet dashing doctor mcdashingpants stole the underwear

The fact that I could read this so fluently both impresses and baffles me. Reading all of those drunken text messages has served me well.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

@Jenn, i can’t even read it and i’m still kinda high.

You are adorable. That is all.

Finally, proof that the LDS should be less strict about the whole drugs and alcohol thing. A stoned Mormon is a fun Mormon!

I hope you feel better soon.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

@SciFi Dad, people would have a really time taking us seriously, but maybe we’d get invited to more stuff…

Glad all went well and that they gave you some AWESOME drugz, cause we could all use those every now and again.

Moosh 2.0 will be fun.

Rest up and take care of your self.

XOXO

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

@AmazingGreis, moosh 2.0 will have the nicest womb ever. heh.

Endo blowz. Glad you are alive…wish oh wish I could see you. Kisses an hugs…and more kisses.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

@Kimmie, no shoulder pain! but everything else hurts, so. whatever.

You make a hilarious drunk hon ~ I’m glad the surgery went so well & you got reeeeeally good drugs!!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

@Bellamomma, i got 30 day supply of the good drugs. my doctor he loves me.

I hope you got some pics of the cute doc – fond memories are definitely the way to recall this one.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

@Vic, i put my glasses on so i could see him and had to take them off because he was too cute.

I’m so glad you’re okay! And sad that you still have more to deal with.

But oh my, thank you so much for this post! This is your blog. This is your blog on drugs. Priceless!!!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

@Mary @ Giving Up on Perfect, as long as the more that i have to deal with comes with narcotics i can do anyyythiinngg!!!

You should submit this to BlogHer next year for that session where people read their posts. I’d love to see you read it out loud!!

Hope your pain doesn’t last too long and that Moosh 2.0 is on his/her way soon!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

@Jill, heh. the blogess already did that last year. left people really confuzzled.

I hope you feel better soon! I can only imagine all you’ve been through. I have PCOS, but I haven’t been through any infertility treatments yet. Trying to lose some weight first and then I’m sure the fun will begin. God Bless you.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:29 pm

@Melissa, the glycemic index thing for PCOS really does work. i say that even though I HATE giving out advice.

whoa!!! wow WHAT did they give you?? Am very impressed with your typing!! Very glad everything went well! Heal quickly!!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

@Heidi, I think you’re about the only one. HEE!

I think the drugs are improving your blogging I hope everything heals fast!!!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

@Jen, punk.

Mmmm love the good drugs!

LMAO!!!! so glad you posted while high as a ****ing kite. ah-mazing.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm

@nic @mybottlesup, i have like 20 more pills. WHEE!

Drug + Blog = Hilarity

Good work. Feel better, and hit that nurse call for some more drugs

I blogged while on vicodin the other day, but man, you must have the REALLY GOOD drugs.

Hope you are feeling better soon! I’m off to ebay to find some granny panties!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:35 pm

@Karly, i think i’m just more sensitive. it’s my gift.

Oh man…this blog post perfectly captures how it was to talk to you on the phone this morning…can’t help but giggle in a oh-girlie-I-feel-so-bad-for-your-pain-but-those-drugs-make-you-silly! kinda way.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:37 pm

@Candace, you’re in the circle of trust. heh.

Just when I think I couldn’t possibly lurve you more, there it is. LUUURVE!

Casey’s surgery $$
Casey’s Pain Meds $$$
Casey posting while still high on post surgery pain meds…priceless!

Get better soon!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

@Angi, so your saying drug companies should be paying ME money?
OKAY!

Hope your recovery is quick, chica! I’m amazed how well I could understand that post- I may never use backspace again!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

@Barb @ getupandplay, i’ve learned that backspace is totally overrated.

Hope you feel better soon

Can I just tell you how much I freakin’ ? you?

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:39 pm

@Untypically Jia, yes you can. do it. now. go.

Untypically Jia Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

@Casey,

Are you still all drugged? Will you remember it if I do? I should be all, “Casey I totally sent you a pony and you said you already had one and that it was the thought that counted.”

Yeah I’m gonna go with that.

no more drugs, casey, go sleep this one off. . .lol!

I hope you make at least a dozen more posts while drugged up. I’ve been favoriting your tweets like crazy today. Blerrrrrghhhththtthhhh!!!

In an actual serious question, one of the first posts of yours I read was about The Garment. So like, I’m SO curious frreal, is that what’s out in the world missing, or did you have to use an alternate panty, considering the nature of your dr visit?

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

@Della, no no no, regular VS granny pannies are missing. garments safe.

Casey all doped up is still hilarious. Although my brain hurts from trying to read phonetically. Praying you feel good soon! xoxo

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

@Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaire, your brain must work on a higher level. or you never drank enough.

how is it that i hit submit once but it happened twice? comment FAIL!

Della Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

hm, was just a viewing glitch apparently and did not double submit comment. yay but now i feel dum.

I’ve been so out of touch. So focused on everything around me that has happened. I miss you. This may sound ridiculous to you, but it seems you are going for #2, but are not yet pregnant. I will pray for healing from the surgery & that your life is filled with 2.0 (as others mention).

Hugs & wet sloppy kisses,
Angela

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

@Angela, I can barely keep up with my life! What? I HAD SURGERY? Oh, yeah. I did. That’s why I have all of these pill bottles around with my name on them…
HEE!
Thanks lovely.

YAY! You made it! Am loving the drugged posting and tweets. Hope the shoulder pain and gas go away soon!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

@Suzy Voices, did you know going up stairs works that gas right out? neither did i!

Suzy Voices Reply:
June 26th, 2009 at 10:25 am

@Casey, I had no idea! That would have been nice to know after my tubal ligation. But who wants to climb the stairs after surgery??? Sheesh. Hope it’s better today.

i am so glad you made it through! even in pain, you are frigging HIGHlarious! i truly enjoy reading your blog…

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

@emily, HIGHlarious. i likes it.

I think maybe your anesthesiologist took your panties because he thought you were hawt too.

Glad you’re done for now.

Mwah!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:50 pm

@WM, i even cut the stray string out of them the morning of in case someone saw me and wouldn’t think I was wearing threadbare undies.

I love you even more today than I did yesterday, if that’s even possible! Glad you’re on the mend.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:50 pm

@Chibi Jeebs, it really is, just wait until i bake for you.

I have to wonder if it’s us that’s making you giggle, or the drugs. I vote drugs. I’m not saying we aren’t funny but, let’s be honest, drugs make things wayyyyy more funnier than they normally are.

Glad you’re okay. Not glad that the surgery didn’t fix everything. The campaign to make Moosh a big sister continues!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:51 pm

@Joe @ IrrationalDad, problem is I can’t remember what was so funny…

I’m glad they found the problem, not glad they couldn’t fix it. I hope your recovery goes quickly, love the posts, you’re writing is especially hilarious on drugs Feel Better!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

@Erika, but i have an answer! a timeline! YAY!

Erika Reply:
June 26th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

@Casey, YAY! indeed. The unknown is the the worst (at least for me). I’m excited to see/follow the timeline with you

Feel better Casey! I hope you are getting waited on hand and foot!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

@Kathy K, i could use an extra cabana boy, have one?

prayers for quick recovery…

this is Casey on drugs.. pretty darn funny!! Here’s to hoping that you recover quickly and onward to Moosh 2.0!!

Seriously, you are even more adorable today than ever, though I am so sorry you are in pain and having to go through all of this. My heart goes out to you, love, in so many ways. I hope you get everything you are wishing for, and more.

Get plenty of rest, and stay doped up as long as you can – it will make your recovery so much easier if you don’t stop the meds early because you think you are okay. Advice given to me after my c-section, and I stopped them early anyway. Reeeeally wish I hadn’t.

XOXOXO,
Amber

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

@Amber, he gave me 50 pills, i don’t waste.

Gah, that last comment gives the wrong website for me. Whoops, here’s the right one!

Yay, Casey! I’m glad it went well!

Wishing you a speedy recovery and an occupied uterus asap!

I hope they gave you some very, very good painkillers. It kind of makes it worthwhile. A clean uterus and some wonderfully drugged induced sleep.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

@Halala Mama, and lots of drool on my pillow!

I believe that the most important preparation for Moosh 2.0 is lying on the couch eating chocolate. Or donuts. Or maybe I should have surgery because I really want to lie on the couch and eat something.

Wishing you a speedy recovery, both of health and of your granny panties.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

@Overflowing Brain, no one has brought me donuts yet.NO ONE HAS BROUGHT ME DONUTS YET. this is disturbing to me.

I am so glad you at least have some sort of a timeline (and more importantly, some hope!) for moosh 2.0. I think he/she will be awesome. And well loved.

I hope you’re feeling a little better today!

Your post made me laugh out loud! I hope that your recovery is expeditious! I am sorry to hear about the endometriosis, but glad to hear that the doctors have a timeline for you – Woohoo!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

@emily, you must be a in the sisterhood of bunk uteri to appreciate a good timeline.

emily Reply:
June 26th, 2009 at 1:18 am

@Casey, How did you know? Sometimes I am elated with shrugging shoulders and uncertain statements like, “well, every month is different… so who knows what’s wrong?”

Look, I know this has been rough for you, but it’s been thoroughly entertaining for us. Could you do it again next week?

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:57 pm

@Momo Fali, Does next month work for you?

Hope you are on your way to a fast recovery and all is well soon. Thinking of you and sending you lots of hugs.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

@OHmommy, you said hugs, i read drugs. THANK YOU!

i hope you feel better soon, casey, but i have to admit that your drugged up writing is hilarious.

I had surgery on Friday, and I now have an entire pharmacy of drugs I could make available to you, for a small fee of course. (;

Hope you feel better!

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

@Elizabeth Kaylene, whhhyyy aarree you not taking themm?

Elizabeth Kaylene Reply:
June 26th, 2009 at 12:29 am

@Casey, Oh, I don’t know, something about them just makes me super high and dehydrated and short of breath… I guess it’s fun but I’ve had enough for one week!

I’m not entirely sure but I think that was good news? Hope so. Fingers crossed.

Casey Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

@Melizzard, good news? yes. STILL ALIVE!

Looking forward to having you well and moosh 2.0 on the way. Keep up the positive attitude-you’ve got the weight of a lot of people supporting you and loving you from near and far!!!

Huggers and all that stuffs.

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