How are you? Me? I’m feeling a little cheeky.
It’s not everyday that I get to be the most expensive body part. I mean, under most circumstances I have to share equal glory with lefty over there. BUT NOT TODAY.
I’m going to be telling you about the money shot I got today because frankly Casey is so darn grumpy it’s actually comical and not entirely safe for her to be set loose on unassuming people at this moment in time. (Her words, not mine.)
Want to know why she’s grumpy?
Yeah. When you can actually SEE the angle of the sharpest part of the needle? Yeah.
It was really big with really thick goopy crap inside so it took awhile to unload all the goods. It has actually left the rest of Casey’s body a pretty weird kind of sore and in a general state of ticked offedness but to make matters worse bellybutton had to get in on the “annoy the everloving crap out of Casey” act too and GET INFECTED.
Yeah, so when bellybutton was sodomized last month they stitched her shut a layer down and glued the top layer shut.
Well the stitches aren’t dissolving but instead trying to work their way out of the incision.
Really it’s just a party in Casey’s general abdominal area which Casey never really asked for or expected.
At the doctors office Casey told the nurse she needed to get a shot of the money shot. The nurse being a sweet lady was trying really hard to keep her from seeing JUST HOW LARGE the needle was that was about to be used.
“Uh, are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure, it really is for the greater good. Besides, it’s not very often I get to have something worth more than my car shoved into my butt. I’d like to document that.”
Needless to say after Casey saw the needle she was lucky to even remain upright, let alone remember how to operate a camera.
Thankfully the literature that accompanies a Lupron Depot shot is so completely ridiculous that Casey was able to channel her anger to this image instead of all the searing pain going on in our respective pants.
WITH THE SMILING LADY ON A BIG OLD SHOT THAT GOES INTO MY BUTT?
Dear Maker of Lupron Depot,
Save the money on the cute picture with the model I want to punch, fancy package inserts and instead enclose a $5 gift card to Baskin Robbins.
Platinum Cheeked Casey
(It’s time to use your imagination again! I had a photo of me similar to the one on the Lupron Depot package with me uh, doing something unsavory with my middle finger. I felt bad about it so I didn’t post it. BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY! Alas those darn morals won out yet again.)