So. Lupron. Heard of it?
If not, allow me to school you.
Lupron is a shot that sends its victim patient into medical menopause.
Nothing like medical menopause at 27 years old.
I was becoming okay with the idea of a big shot to send me into crazy until I found out how much it was.
If a pharmacists gives you a serious look and says, “We don’t carry that in the pharmacy because it’s just too expensive.” what number pops into your head? $500 popped into mine.
I went home to research this overly expensive shot that would assure me weeks of hot flashes in the middle of an Indiana summer.
What I found was this.
That’s per shot people. PER SHOT. And I need three.
Apparently there is an entire “LUPRON DEPARTMENT” where they take care of insurance billing and what not.
I’ll bet there’s not many of you who have ever had a medication that had an entire department dedicated to it.
After finding out about LupronLand and realizing that a TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOT was not going to make me rich, skinny or beautiful I did what any emotional eater would do.
I got creative.
That right there is a grilled peanut butter, chocolate and marshmallow sandwich. And it was my lunch.
Before visiting LupronLand I have one minor thing to get out of the way. I’ll will be referring to it as “that thing in Chicago” so as not to bother those who are unable to make it to “that thing in Chicago.”
As of this moment Canada will not let Mr. Lady leave (for those of you who don’t know, I am considered Mr. Lady Light. All the awesome without the swears, body piercings or liquor consumption) And if Canada continues to hold Mr. Lady hostage I will be filling in as moderator at the “PatientBloggers – You Are Not Your Disease, You Just Blog About It” panel at “that thing in Chicago.” I’ll be sharing the stage with three lovelies in the blogging world, Loolwa, Kerri and Jenni. If you’ll be at “that thing in Chicago” it will be the third session on Friday from 2:45-4:00 pm.
Mr. Lady hand picked me to fill in for her in case she couldn’t make it. At first I though that I would never fit on a panel about illness blogging. (Unless the illness was an intense addiction to SYTCYD.) But then I realized I write about my personal health a lot on here. Depression. Infertility. RAINBOWS GALORE MOST DAYS.
It wasn’t until I was recovering from my surgery a few weeks ago that I went through and tagged all of my infertility posts as such.
I write about my bunk lady parts a lot. Like a lot a lot. Thanks for coming back despite the fact.
I figured the least I could do to thank you for all of your support and patience with me and my uterus I’d introduce you to the little wench organ. (I’m inserting it small. As a favor to you eating your grilled peanut butter, chocolate and marshmallow sandwiches. If you really want to see her? CLICK IT! IT EVEN HAS WITTY COMMENTARY FROM YOURS TRULY!)
So yes. There it is.
Let’s run down the optimistic list of why it is awesome to be infertile.
- I get to have pictures of my uterus.
- I get to have x-ray pictures of my uterus.
- We don’t have to use condoms.
- DRGGZ!
- I get to have shots that cost more per ounce than liquid gold.
- Itchy glued on scabs. (seriously? The glue they used to glue me shut with over three weeks ago? WILL NOT COME OFF.)
Now if you’ll excuse me. There is a grilled peanut butter sandwich calling my name…
OH! And I got my hairs painted!
Okay. Sandwich. BAI!
(Oh, P.S. Will you be at “that thing in Chicago?” Tell me if you are! Or just, uh, tell me what you had for breakfast if you won’t be able to be there. *ahem*)










Comments off.
By C @ Kid Things on 07.17.09 5:04 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @kidthingsnet
What I had for breakfast falls somewhere the yum that is your grilled peanut butter/chocolate sandwich and the ew of the uterus. Well, not ew, but not exactly appetizing.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
@C @ Kid Things, Good thing no one’s going to be eating my uterus. At least not that I’m aware of.
By Midwest Mommy on 07.17.09 5:06 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @midwestmommy
I can honestly say my mouth dropped open at the site of that cost! Wowser!
I will be at that thing you mentioned above
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
@Midwest Mommy, My mouth dropped open and I shoved grilled peanut butter sandwich in it.
By Kristabella on 07.17.09 5:07 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @kristabella
I will be there! But it’s kind of a given since I live in Chicago!
But hopefully this means more dreams about me, Metalia and cheese. Since Metalia and I are sharing a room together!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@Kristabella, I’m going be smothering cheese ON YOU AND METALIA.
I’m totally squatting in your room.
By Amy2 boys on 07.17.09 5:49 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @amy2boys
nothing. excellent salad at lunch though.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@Amy2 boys, way to avoid the topic. heh.
By Rachel on 07.17.09 5:52 pm | Permalink
Holy Crap that’s a lot of money! I passed on it without knowing the cost based on the side effects and potential ineffectiveness of treating endo.
I’ve got similar pictures of lady parts central as well so that one doesn’t freak me out at all.
Have fun at that thing in Chicago.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@Rachel, If my insurance covers it I am willing to test the bat crap crazy waters for one month.
By Rhi on 07.17.09 5:54 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @RhiRhi
This is the precise reason why my boyfriend called my rear-end “My Platinum Ass” after each time I got my Lupron Shot.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
@Rhi, STEALING THAT AND MAKING IT MY OWN.
By rachel-asouthernfairytale on 07.17.09 5:55 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @sthrnfairytale
Shee gads again momma
LURV the hair!
Those are delish sammiches.
I will be there and I will be jumping on ya with love
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
@rachel-asouthernfairytale, The ladies can’t resist a nice clean uterus.
By Lara on 07.17.09 6:07 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @laradavid
I will be at that thing in Chicago, and I would love to see you again. My two memories of you from last year are 1) your reading at the keynote (duh, it was amazing), and 2) dancing with you, Mocha, and others at the cocktail party that night. On a mostly empty dance floor. I still do not see why others were too uptight to join the awesomeness.
See you in Chicago!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
@Lara, If people don’t dance this year there will be hell. to. pay.
By Miss Grace on 07.17.09 6:17 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @grace134
I’ll be at ‘that thing in chicago’
Let’s hug k?
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
@Miss Grace, Let’s. And let me see ur tattoo.
Miss Grace Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@Casey, That goes without say.
By Angie on 07.17.09 6:26 pm | Permalink
Which breakfast do you want me to tell you about?! The one at 1 a.m. (egg whites) when I got home from the Billy Joel/Elton John or the one at 9 a.m. Er, that one was egg whites too…
Being that I am not a blogger (though I could play a damn good one on t.v.), I won’t be in Chicago. But I was there yesterday, does that count?!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
@Angie, Gene Snodgrass is my homeboy.
Angie Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
WORD!
By ClassyFabSarah on 07.17.09 6:27 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @ClassyFabSarah
Your hair looks fabulous – where do you get it done??
And also, I had a milkshake for breakfast. Which is basically like a marshmallow sandwich in a blender, caloric-ly speaking.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
@ClassyFabSarah, Milkshake.
Tomorrow.
It brings all the boys to the yard.
I went to Villagio in Zionsville.
By Angie on 07.17.09 6:27 pm | Permalink
And, like, duh — forgot the most important message! Your hair looks awesome! xo
By Emily on 07.17.09 6:29 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @emilyrebekah
For breakfast I had copious amounts of coffee and key lime yogurt. I won’t be at that thing in Chicago and am perfectly fine with that. Also? Not so much for the body parts, but dude, the uterus was coo. HAI YOOOTERUS!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
@Emily, They kinda look like saggy ball sacs. Let’s just be honest here.
By Issa on 07.17.09 6:57 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @issascrazyworld
I really think I like you Casey. Like loads. (in a mostly non stalkerish way.) but I’m not sure I needed to see your uterus. ever. Just sayin.
I will be at that thing we are not discussing. Squeeeee
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
@Issa, We’re that much closer. Now show me yours.
By Heidi on 07.17.09 6:57 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @slightlycosmo
That sandwich looks divine! I may try that… I’ve taken to making smores over my gas stove, so this sandwich would fit right in.
Your hairs look lovely!
And I can’t come to the party for “that thing.”
I thought I could and then realized it’s the same week as the conference for the “thing” I sell. Tell me if you ever head back over to the Chicago area and I will come down!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
@Heidi, By “thing” you mean selling your body to the night to pay for IVF?
Heidi Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@Casey, ha – I tried that, but people hiring ladies of the night aren’t looking for women with poochie stomachs, saggy boobs, and dimples down south. So I had to resort to selling jewelry instead.
By ashley on 07.17.09 7:32 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @sugarbritchesyo
No I will not be at “that thing in Chigaco” and I am green with envy.
You’ll do fine on your panel though and oh yai, thanks for the awesomely close up picture of your uterous. I feel like I know you so much better now.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
@ashley, BlogHer ARKANSAS ‘10!!
By Karen Sugarpants on 07.17.09 7:34 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @karensugarpants
i’ll be at that thing and holy smokes that’s a sweet sandwich.
oh yeah, move to canada and marry mah husband – he’s got a great health plan that covers these sorts of doodahs.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
@Karen Sugarpants, Yeah. That wouldn’t hurt the “MORMONS ARE NOT POLYGAMISTS” stereotype AT ALL.
Emily Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 12:34 am
@Casey, C’mon, lady, there’s nothin like a little plural marriage to liven up the blog a bit! You can complain about sister wives instead of girly bits.
By punkinmama on 07.17.09 7:57 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @punkinmama
That looks like the single. best. sandwich. evah!
What “thing in Chicago”? I refuse to even acknowledge it anymore.
But enjoy the panel if you end up doing it!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
@punkinmama, Wait, what are you talking about? Chicago? HUH? The windy city?
By Cute~Ella on 07.17.09 8:03 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @cuteellaisbold
First of all, I haven’t had dinner yet and think I’ll make myself a peanut butter marshmallow and chocolate sammich. Second, thank you for the picture of your uterus. That’s pretty cool! And Third, I think that Lupron is what my grandpa gets for his cancer. He’s been getting it for like 14 years now every month I think he gets his money worth out of his insurance…at least someone is.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
@Cute~Ella, So your grandpa has a platinum butt too? Heh. (See previous comment from Lupron patient.)
By Just Shireen on 07.17.09 8:13 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @JustShireen
I will not be at that thing in Chicago (sad face) BUT holy smokes I will be making that sandwich and soon!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
@Just Shireen, If you’re really dedicated use pound cake instead of bread.
By sam {temptingmama} on 07.17.09 8:16 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @temptingmama
That’s some mighty fine hair you got there!
I agree with Karen. Come to Canada. You can live in my basement.
I have a poooooool.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
@sam {temptingmama}, Wait, how am I going to be married to Karen’s husband. And why can’t I just live IN THE POOL.
By Jen L. on 07.17.09 8:43 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @jennelsonlane
I love you. That is all.
Unfortunately, my old husband’s 20 year class reunion is the same moment as the thing in Chicago, so I’ll be mingling with people I don’t know who will probably be talking about The Cure all night. Cryyy.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
@Jen L., Sucks that it’s only boys who don’t cry. (you got that right? RIGHT?)
By Sarah @ Ordinary Days on 07.17.09 8:49 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @OrdinarySarah
Orange rolls…and they were delicious!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
@Sarah @ Ordinary Days, The frozen kind? YES PLEASE!
Sarah @ Ordinary Days Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
@Casey, No, the ones you keep in the fridge. You know, they pop when you open them? I’m sure they’re super healthy, right? Whatever, they’re tasty!
By ECT on 07.17.09 8:51 pm | Permalink
Dude. I MUST have a PB, Chocolate, and Marshmallow sandwich. Immediately.
Yum.
And alas, finances (or, a lack thereof) will prevent me from being at That Thing In Chicago. Again.
Damnit!
Have fun
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
@ECT, Money. Blergh.
By AmazingGreis on 07.17.09 9:31 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @AmazingGreis
Wow, so that’s what the insides look like. Who’d a thunk it?
Hope the sandwich was good, because it looked YUM!
I’ll be at that think in Chicago next week. Can.NOT.Wait!!! See you soon!
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
@AmazingGreis, See? Now everyone knows I’m slimy inside and out!
By Chris on 07.17.09 10:03 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @cbroa
Well, gee, knowing there is a whole panel about illness blogging I’m sad I won’t be at that “thing in Chicago.” However. I only um, I only blog sporadically (and read them voraciously) and fly only when absolutely, positively unavoidable.
As for breakfast. Well, it’s 7pm here and I haven’t had it yet. LOL. My medicine du jour (ok of the month really) makes food either sound really good or really repulsive. The “really good” doesn’t usually last long enough to either cook or buy it, so by the time I do I don’t eat it. Good for the diet though. Silver linings.:)
And your hair looks fabulous.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
@Chris, I think we’ll be handing meds out at the door…bummer right?
By Mr Lady on 07.17.09 10:04 pm | Permalink
Use Nutella, and you can call that sandwich HEALTH FOOD.
Have fun being me, honey. Perhaps fixing up my reputation a bit while you’re at it would be nice.
Casey Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
@Mr Lady, Don’t forget that if I put dark chocolate it’s even HEALTHIER.
I’m seriously going to pose as you.
Working on my gruff “HI I’M MR LADY” voice now.
By MommyTime on 07.17.09 10:14 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @MommysMartini
I’ll be there! See you then.
By Sarcastic Mom on 07.17.09 10:40 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @SarcasticMomLC
I plan on being all up on that person that is you at some point during that thing in Chicago. *ahem*
Yes. I will be there.
Also, just for the record. Inbound traffic. Noticed. Verklempt. <3 Sniff. Cough. Hug.
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:42 am
@Sarcastic Mom, It’s the least I could do. In fact I’m sorry I could take better e-care of you at the time…SOMEBODY WAS IN AN UGLY SELFISH PLACE, but has learned a lot since then.
xo
By Sarcastic Mom on 07.17.09 10:41 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @SarcasticMomLC
Well, gee. I didn’t enter my Twitter user name before my fat, sweaty hand meat hit the enter key without me telling it to.
And it bothers me a lot. That the form was not complete.
So I do this.
Because I have “teh issues.”
By Eternal Lizdom on 07.17.09 11:17 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @eternallizdom
Not gonna be there but might consider it for next year.
My heart (and uterus) hurts for you.
I love your honesty.
You’re pretty.
And a grilled chocolate peanut butter marshmallow sandwich sounds divine.
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:42 am
@Eternal Lizdom, You really should consider it. Strongly. Not only that thing but the sandwich.
By Michelle on 07.17.09 11:24 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @gotchababy
Ok, now I feel totally ripped off the my RE didn’t take a picture of MY uterus. I had NO IDEA how much Lupron was–wowsa.
oh, and I had a Thomas’ English Muffin for breakfast.
Have fun in Chicago!(love your hair!)
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:43 am
@Michelle, I take it you never go to experience the lupron?
And yes, I’d feel cheated if I didn’t have a keepsake photo.
STAGE A COUP!
By Bridget on 07.17.09 11:48 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @queenofhaddock
I saw this a few days ago and *almost* sent this link to you then, but decided not to. But since we’re talking about your uterus anyway… http://bit.ly/4TsvC
p.s. so you think that stuff they glued you shut with might be a little bit like superglue? Maybe…just a little.
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:45 am
@Bridget, It’s like superglue on CRACK (well, a crack that is glued shut.)
And the link? love it. Etsy makes anyone feel better.
Della Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
@Bridget, That plushie is adorable. The rest of the store scared me more just a tad, I will admit it. But the plushie is adorable.
Bridget Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Yeah. Me, too. I’ll never be able to look at seashells again…
(My mom is a women’s health nurse practitioner, and one of her patients sent her the plushie link. I didn’t even look at the rest of the store. Yikes!)
By Adventures In Babywearing on 07.17.09 11:58 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @babysteph
I’ll be there! And you know, one of my favorite sandwiches ever is a grilled PB & strawberry jam sandwich with fries and pickles and mustard.
Steph
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:46 am
@Adventures In Babywearing, I knew we got along, but after this little tidbit of knowledge?
Fries and Pickles for all.
By LovingDanger on 07.18.09 12:04 am | Permalink
Twitter: @lovingdanger
A bowl of frosted Mini Wheats… See there is a downside to being pregnant… when you at 33 weeks pregnant you don’t get to go to fun things like that thing in Chicago… you can add that to your list of why it’s awesome to be infertile!
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:46 am
@LovingDanger, I’ll dance for you while you waddle around for me.
By mommymae on 07.18.09 12:14 am | Permalink
Twitter: @iammommymae
toast with homemade raspberry, strawberry, blueberry jam.
here’s to your clean uterus & the billion dollar drugs to get you to moosh 2.0
*clinks water glasses with you*
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:47 am
@mommymae, I think I could have bought a baby by now with all this expense. Or at least gone all Raising Arizona for free…
By Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaire on 07.18.09 1:01 am | Permalink
Twitter: @DExtraordinaire
Dude, craziness is what I call the amount of one of those shots, let alone 3!! I am sure it isn’t covered under the insurance either.
And yes, I will be at that thing in Chicago, but not for the whole time, but I am so gonna find you so we can rock out. And if not I will come and see you in August when I am visiting my other friend in Indy.
And because I know you wanna know breakfast was mini wheat bagel w/ cinn. swirl cream cheese and a strawberry smoothie I made w/ real strawberries & vanilla yogurt.
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:48 am
@Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaire, I’m ready to rock. What days will you be there?
Domestic Extraordinaire Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 8:40 am
@Casey, I get in Thursday at 6:50 AM head over to the hotel and I leave sometime on Friday afternoon/eve not sure exactly on the time of departure-pretty much whenever hubs picks me up.
By Overflowing Brain on 07.18.09 1:07 am | Permalink
Twitter: @overflowinbrain
I will be there and ironically, that panel you might moderate is the only one I had officially planned to attend.
Ca-razy.
Honestly, I’m petrified of lunch and night events. I’m scared that the non-structured time will be when I forget how to make friends and instead sit by myself, or worse, hide in a bathroom. Everyone keeps telling me not to be nervous, but really, I just seem to get more and more so. Gah.
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:50 am
@Overflowing Brain, The universe wants us together.
Go ahead and feel nervous. It’s an indescribable feeling once you’re there, and it’s futile to try.
And for me at least, it wasn’t nervousness.
By Angie @ Just Like The Number on 07.18.09 1:38 am | Permalink
Twitter: @katydid6
Your hair looks awesome! Highlights and lowlights make me feel 5 years younger and 10 lbs lighter, which means they are a permanent part of the budget. Hope to see you at that little thing in Chicago, and I promise I will dance.
Casey Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:50 am
@Angie @ Just Like The Number, Previously I had Spanx as part of the budget. Maybe now I’ll have to convince the husband that my hair MUST be in the budget as well.
By Avitable on 07.18.09 8:35 am | Permalink
Twitter: @Avitable
I’ll be at that thing in Chicago, and so will my thing.
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 11:57 am
@Avitable, And its little balls too.
By DWJ on 07.18.09 10:42 am | Permalink
Twitter: @theaofa
Since I’m not going to BlogHer I’ll tell you what i had for breakfast: yogurt with granola
Have fun without me!
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 11:58 am
@DWJ, Man I SO WISH YOU WERE GOING.
NEXT YEAR. PROMISE?
By Kendra on 07.18.09 12:01 pm | Permalink
Great hair!!
Well, that’s the worst cost I’ve seen for something that isn’t covered by most insurance companies. But when my husband had cancer, his pre-chemo injections to raise his blood cell counts ran $8k-$9k, and the chemo itself was about $30k each time. The first time I saw one of those statements, I almost had a heart attack. Fortunately, we had absolutely amazing insurance, and I think we paid about $15 for each instance. I’m not even going to get started on my usual rant about fertility treatment and assisted reproduction not being covered by most insurance companies…
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 11:59 am
@Kendra, There’s times I almost feel bad that my insurance doesn’t make me pay a little more. But this? This is ridiculous.
So glad you had good insurance when going through something like that. SO GLAD.
By the planet of janet on 07.18.09 1:02 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @planetofjanet
wow. when i had lupron, i had no idea.
of course, that was back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and things were simpler.
no chicago for me, but i *am* coveting your sandwich.
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 11:59 am
@the planet of janet, Gold was a lot more plentiful too. Do you feel cheated that you didn’t get to run around claiming you had just shot thousands of dollars into yourself?
By susie on 07.18.09 2:49 pm | Permalink
Wow! What a uterus!
I just don’t get professional photos like that in my adventures.
I had frozen waffles and what was left of a batch of chocolate chip cookies. Have fun at that thing in Chicago!
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
@susie, Whats funny is that is probably the most expensive photo I have of anything in or on me ever.
By Lisa in TX on 07.18.09 6:46 pm | Permalink
I might have had a spoonful of chocolate chip cookie dough. Not sure. I know I had half an everything bagel at noon, though.
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
@Lisa in TX, I love days like that. Like today I’m pretty sure I had a spoonful of ice cream.
By Ohh Betsy! on 07.18.09 9:43 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @ohhbetsy
Can I get an html button that says, “I’ll be watching the Moosh during Blogher ‘09″?
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
@Ohh Betsy!, YES! It shall be your legacy. But it should read more like “I survived four year old girl drama for four days.”
People will throw their panties at you.
By Jerri Ann on 07.18.09 9:49 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @The_Jerri_Ann
Hey, when I used Lupron and another drug known as synarel (it was something you inhaled in one side of your nose one day and the other side that night and on and on for days on end) it was expensive and my insurance wouldn’t pay for it. I ended up being someone’s test dummy so I could get it free. The synarel was like 500 bucks for a week’s supply of inhaling and after 3 months of that I moved on to the lupron which was also covered by the synarel people b/c they were hacked that there drug didn’t help me…..yea gee thanks.
The side effect that no one tells you about is probably not one you will be too terribly concerned with but when I was 22 and single and even able to wear a bikini, I cold not get any color, not that I didn’t tan, I didn’t sunburn, I didn’t tan, my buddies were using ultra mega sunscreen and parching and I was using accelerators and doing nothing….they were getting all tan (and cancer-ish) in the tanning beds and I was throwing money out the window.
All the other side effects are just like they say nice and menopausal – think hot, then think, really hot, then think taking off all your clothes and turning the a/c down to 60 and watching your housemates put on their thermals and fleece pj’s in the middle of July. Also, think never have to break your coat out if it is winter…nice and toasty…
You know I’ll be at that thing in Chicago and I can’t wait to see you again,
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
@Jerri Ann, I’m considering putting the shots off until winter for that reason alone.
By Heather on 07.18.09 11:08 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @justheather
I’ll be in Chicago! I won’t be at quite the same thing as you, since I was a super huge procrastinator and got stuck with LobbyCon tickets, but I’ll be there just the same.
By Della on 07.18.09 11:25 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @adelas
So if you’re Mr. Lady Light, and if Mr. Lady is Redneck Mommy Light, does that make you Redneck Mommy Light Light?
And since I’m Totally Abused and don’t get to go to That Thing…. I had eggs for breakfast, as boring as it can get, although my darling husband cooked them for me, which was quite nice.
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
@Della, I’m Diet Redneck Mommy. Without the smoking habit.
By Meaghan on 07.18.09 11:34 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @SuburbanChaos
Ok, getting to keep the pictures of your uterus is pretty cool. Not nearly enough to make up for the pain but cool.
For breakfast this morning I saw that someone had eaten all but maybe three spoonfuls of yogurt so I just dumped my rice crispies into the container and ate it out of there. I’m Classsy I am.
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
@Meaghan, Girl after my own heart. One less dish to do.
By Indytina on 07.18.09 11:45 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @Indytina
Won’t be in Chicago, I no haz blog (though I really should someday). And I do haz boy and huzband that want me to go to racecar races on Friday and Sunday.
What I had for breakfast today? Total Raisin Bran w/skim milk, two slices whole wheat toast w/real butter. One with Blueberry Raspberry Jam from IKEA, one with Strawberry Rhubarb preserves from Jungle Jim’s. Yummmmmmzzzzz.
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
@Indytina, OOH, racecars. The only thing the moosh remembers about race cars?
How many boys didn’t have shirts on.
By Amber Warren on 07.19.09 12:37 am | Permalink
Twitter: @whiterabbitadvertising
Wow that’s terrible that it costs so much. If we had socialized medicine (single payer plans as Obama calls them) would things cost that much? Maybe it’s not a bad idea.
Ps – I have a new sandwich to try and drown your sorrows in: Grilled PB and honey, grilled in butter of course, then covered in cinnamon and sugar. Best prescription you’ll ever get.
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@Amber Warren, OMG THAT SANDWICH! (dinner tonight!)
And yes. I’m giving Obama VERY SERIOUS EYES from Indiana.
By Amber Warren on 07.19.09 12:37 am | Permalink
Twitter: @whiterabbitadvertising
Forgot to put my twitter on there.
By The Tutugirl on 07.19.09 9:56 am | Permalink
Twitter: @thetutugirl
I will be there!
And I’m a firm believer that the best breakfast food is really good dinner leftovers. Unless we’re talking sushi. Eeew.
Casey Reply:
July 19th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@The Tutugirl, Sushi is never a good leftover.
Now Mexican food? May be even better as leftovers.
By gorillabuns on 07.19.09 1:26 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @gorillabuns
i won’t be at that “thing” this year but i did eat a crap load of bacon today.
By Dana on 07.19.09 5:56 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @DanaFiles
I’ll be at that thing in Chicago, and thankfully I won’t be the blubbering idiot who bawled her eyes out at the infertility panel. Somehow I manage to get pregnant. Now I’ll be bawling my eyes out because I have no flattering clothes to wear.
I totally understand your infertility troubles, as I’ve experienced a few of my own. I never had Lupron, and seriously? I probably could never afford it.
Ooh. Peanut butter sounds really good right now.
By Suebob on 07.19.09 6:27 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @suebob
I will be there. But I refuse to take a picture of your uterus with the Red Stapler.
By Rebecca on 07.19.09 10:26 pm | Permalink
Try shea butter on your glue. I had shoulder surgery a few weeks ago and they glued me shut. A few rubbings of shea butter and my incisions are nice and soft.
By Taylee on 07.19.09 11:21 pm | Permalink
You know what could have been even better…if you would have used Nutella for the samich. Yeah, you agree. And as for the ridiculously priced shot, um please think of all the clothing/shoes/handbags/a vacation you could spend that on…enough said.
By Vic on 07.20.09 6:51 am | Permalink
Twitter: @glowstars
Perhaps if your insurance will cover that, it’ll buy you a new house, and a car and maybe a very large designer wardrobe as well.
By Stacey @ Tree, Root, and Twig on 07.20.09 9:30 am | Permalink
Twitter: @treerootandtwig
Do you mean “that thing in Chicago” isn’t OVER yet? Good grief, it feels like people have been talking about it forever!!
No, I will not be at that “thing,” and I probably won’t be having breakfast now, thanks to that picture (your innards, not your hair – the latter is very pretty!). This post should have come with a warning about that.
(kidding…)
By Amber Mc on 07.20.09 10:24 am | Permalink
Twitter: @ambermcn
LUPRON? *shudder*
I didn’t take the Lupron they prescibed. I still have the presciption in my purse as a reminder. The doc told me, “Give this to your pharmacy. They will not fill it. When they tell you that, have them call me.”
I’ve already got the Crazy and I know the Crazy can get worse on Lupron. I don’t need worser Crazy.
I hope like mad that this is what you need to get knocked up! Get that Endo outta there!
BTW: You have a pretty uterus and I’m not a stalker.
By Casey on 07.20.09 12:02 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @cagequeen
Your hair looks very pretty.
Oh, and when my brother was receiving his cancer treatment, he had a shot that cost $30,000 and 10K of it was for a specialty syringe. They had to take him to an underground area and the tech wore a hazmat suit. Good grief, right? God is good-baby bro is healthy.
By ashley on 07.20.09 1:19 pm | Permalink
that sandwich had me laughing aloud.
*beings rummaging through cupboards looking for marshmallows…*
By sarah on 07.20.09 2:03 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @sarahinmi
Yup, I’ll be at “that thing” in chicago.
And HOLY MOLY, I had no idea Lupron was so expensive. My sister was on it for a few months (I can’t remember the specifics) – but wow. Wow. Wow. Pricy stuff.
By Krystle on 07.20.09 2:17 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @snarkykisses
Your sandwich looks incredible! The uterus? Not so much. It did look clean though. heh!
See you at the thing in chicago!
By Colleen - Mommy Always Wins on 07.20.09 3:42 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @mommy_wins
Holy balls, Batman. That damned shot better MAKE YOU that PBC&M sandwich! (And here I’m only paying $60 for chlomid from the UK.)
Will see you at that thing in Chicago – maybe this time I won’t be such a spaz as to interrupt you mid-conversation.
By Amy in StL on 07.20.09 4:22 pm | Permalink
Wow, and I freak out when they give me pills that cost over $10 per day. Oh, I had a Clif bar for breakfast. Like I do every single weekday.
By Marty on 07.20.09 6:23 pm | Permalink
Wow – I miss you soo much! I didn’t know there’s three new pregos. But hey, you’ll be the new one someday! I killed my phone on a walk in the rain the other day….so could you give a call sometime on you house and cell so I have your numbers and I also need your email so I can send the promised pony pics. Sorry Mooshie moosh! Love ya! I am sorry this is a tacky way to chat….it’s me, I am full of tacky.
By Dawn on 07.21.09 12:31 pm | Permalink
I firmly believe Lupron is the spawn of Satan. I went on it for a year. While in high school. Had hot flashes. Gained 40 pounds in 2 months. And I was 16. Best of luck.
By Heather on 07.21.09 1:12 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @oakhollowmom
I’ll be there. I look forward to meeting you and your uterus.
By WM on 07.21.09 3:30 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @twinmomoftwinz
Will not be at that thing in Chicago. Maybe next year…’course I said that last year.
Aanyhoo, I think you may have accidentally turned your site pornographic. Because if you think about it, that open space kinda underneath your uterus…well wouldn’t that be leading to your vaginer.
‘Just sayin
By Sarah on 07.21.09 10:10 pm | Permalink
That sandwich looks freaking delicious!
By Elizabeth Kaylene on 07.23.09 12:47 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @elizawhat
You don’t really want to hear what I had for breakfast… Do you?
By Emmy on 07.25.09 11:52 pm | Permalink
Your uterus picture is so cool! My doctor showed me my placenta after delivery and explained where baby was and how it attached to my body. It was so cool.
Amazing sandwich!
By Rachel on 07.26.09 10:34 pm | Permalink
Twitter: @talesofrachel
Thank you for being part of a great panel! (I was the shy one in the front row.)
By moosh in indy. » facepoo(k) on 08.24.09 10:44 pm | Permalink
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