You can’t pick raspberries and be online at the same time.
You also can’t pick apples while updating your facebook status.
You can’t choose out Indiana tomatoes the size of pumpkins while tweeting from an iPhone.
And you definitely can’t feel up a giant peach with a laptop in your hands.
There was no wi-fi where I spent the day.
But there was one of these. And these are always better than the Internet.
Good job Indiana, keep it up.
In other news, could you please go give VDog a little support? It involves pregnancy and needs to involve the support of the Internets. (Or your liquor cabinet. Or the candy aisle. She’s easy like that.)