- I’ve learned it takes a special kind of man to be an exterminator.
- I’ve learned that sending fecal matter to a certain CEO of a certain bank is very illegal.
- I’ve learned that I am exactly the type of person who needs to be married to a lawyer so that I don’t end up actually sending fecal matter to a certain CEO.
- People do disgusting things to their carpet.
- By writing a very honest email to everyone dragging their feet about getting us into our house our closing date has been changed from a big fat question mark to next Wednesday. (hopefully!)
And while this doesn’t exactly have anything to do with my house…Emily and I both found this horribly amusing when we were out with our girls yesterday.
Yes we’re 12. Shut up. You think it’s funny too.