Cody’s little (well, 24 year old) sister came out to spend the holidays with us.
She’s single. Quite the catch.
Before she left for Indiana she slipped her number to a hunk at her gym.
He ended up texting her last week and they chatted on the phone each evening.
Things seemed to be going well.
And then my window farted.
You see, for some reason when it’s really windy outside the something happens with the seals on my windows and they make very flatulant, floppy (sometimes squeaky) farting noises.
The window farted while Olivia was on the phone with Gym hunk.
How do you explain something like that without looking like a TOTAL liar?
I don’t care how old you are, the age old saying “he who smelt it dealt it” is totally true until proven otherwise.
So Gym? I noticed the calls dropped off after my window tooted into the phone.
I’m here to set the record straight.
It was my window. Promise.
Olivia would NEVER do something like that, especially on the phone.
(me too for that fact, nothing but sunshine and rainbows emit from me as well.)
So give her another chance okay?
I can’t live with myself knowing that you may be calling her the “phone phart girl from the gym” when it was really just my ill mannered window.