“No, there is no ghost in the woods with a bloody chainsaw that cuts people in half.”
“No, that’s not a ghost, it’s just geese fighting on the roof.”
“Please don’t milk your (stuffed) puppy, it won’t work the way you think it will.”
“Take off on your bike again without asking and I’ll cut off your feet.”
“I’m pretty sure the magicians coat was not made out of colored bunnies.”
I find myself saying weirder things in perfectly normal situations everyday.