BlogHer sweet BlogHer, only three weeks away.
Why no little bunny, no sponsor in sight,
but boy howdy I’d like one if to just pay for the flight.
“Well tell me dear blogger, tell me about you,
tell me why you’re here and about our batteries too.”
Oh dear bunny do I have a story to tell,
a tale I hope ends horribly well.
since there were things in my life that were going so horribly bad.
Allow me to use if I may, your new smart recharger to show how gray.
How gray were the storm clouds, drama and tears
the chance I could stay this way took over my fears.
Then came February with old friends and new
Things began to look up from under a Colts hat of blue.
Then just now back in June my dear Energizer,
I sat with my camera in front of a room
and told those dear bloggers how it saved me from doom.
(photo by Mrs. R.)
My camera I love, my flash I adore and the batteries inside?
Energizer, exactly four.
I felt so wonderful, I had such a blast
I only hope that my spirits will last.
That I won’t lose my charge, I won’t lose my spark
That I will be singing throughout Central Park.
With your help dear bunny and your batteries in my bag
I’ll have plenty of photos for facebook to tag.
Thank you Energizer, thank you pink bunny
I hope you have found this post to be funny.
Phew! So this is my attempt to win a $2000 sponsorship for BlogHer from Energizer (I totally didn’t win…ah well, c’est la vie.)