So…Vivi found her volume switch.
Multiple times today I made MAD DASHES across my house to make sure nothing was eating, pinching, sitting on, stealing, choking, scaring, hitting or biting the baby. Because surely babies don’t just randomly shriek out in the same high pitched shrill tones for every emotion they’re capable of conveying.
Turns out Vivi does.
And it’s the stuff scary movies that include children in the plot are made of.
Cody keeps the monitor turned up extra loud for whatever reason I’m not sure of yet because I can assure you that if she wakes with the monitor at a normal human level he’ll feel my kick long before he would ever hear her over the monitor at any level. I’m scared of what we’ll be awoken with tonight. It could be that she’s excited for another day of being a baby! Or she’s being eaten by a R.O.U.S. The monitor is capable of amplifying Vivi’s newly discovered volume switch exponentially.
I can hear her breathing through it right now.
The thought of her trying out her new mandrake shriek at two a.m. simply because she can with the monitor up this loud?
I may very well wet the bed.
Vivi screaming me awake or Addie standing thisclosetomyface when I open my eyes…
Suddenly it’s a toss up.