*farts* “Whoa, that was my butt waking up.”
*****
*seated at a very busy restaurant, large man walks by* “That’s a very big boy, I’ll bet he has a very large bellybutton on his butt. But you don’t. You have hair!” (Butt Bellybutton = Male Genitalia.)
*****
*Addie comes home from school, Vivi is very excited. She hugs Addie then disappears. Addie sits on the floor to do homework. A few moments later, Vivi shows up naked and waggles her bare rear in Addie’s face for absolutely no reason.*
*****
“Vivi! Don’t lick the walls!”
“Why?”
“Becau…*LIIIIICK*…se.”
*****
“Okay, poo-poo-head.”
“You don’t call me, or anyone else, poo-poo-head. Understand?”
“Yes. Sorry…pee-pee-head.”
*****
Vivi is eye level with Cody’s butt bellybutton at the moment and is obsessed with randomly throwing punches at it. I’ve heard Cody yowl from three rooms away more than once.
*****
“Will you please cut a banana for me?” *proceeds to cut banana for Vivi and serve it on a plate* “NOOO. YOU CUT MY BANANA AND THE ROCKET SHIPS ARE GOOOONE!” *melts into hysterical tears.* For the record, banana “rocket ships” are the pointy bits at each end I generously trimmed off because Addie never liked their total lack of symmetry.
*****
“What’s your new friend’s name?”
“Piper!”
“No, Harper.”
“Parper!”
“HAR-per.”
“PAHR-purr.”
“Harper.”
“Piper.”
“Whatever.”
*****
