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  • Mah lucky bloggin’ shirt.

    July 3, 2008

    I went out and bought all new outfits for BlogHer last year (Oh shut up, you know you did too.) One of the things I bought was a navy blue shirt with a white polka dot empire waist tie. It’s the only navy blue thing I own. It was also the only thing I owned at the time with polka dots. (My polka dot clothing count has since been raised to three.)

    I was wearing my navy blue shirt when I had my first picture taken with my complete blog crush from last year. Seriously, I was star struck over her. A total redneck mommy groupie. This year? If she doesn’t bring me Wunderbars I have full license to strangle her with the navy blue shirt whilst she sleeps. (Be warned T.)
    Redneck Mommy and Moosh

    I wore my navy blue shirt again when BOSSY rolled through town on her excellent road trip.

    BOSSY et moosh

    The navy blue shirt made yet another appearance when I made my first local television appearance about the blogging I do that caused me to buy the navy blue shirt in the first place.
    My big debutMy dentist is prrrooouuuudddd

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    I have an official lucky blogging shirt. Would anybody judge me if I wore it all four days in San Fransisco?

    P.S. You probably won’t be seeing any video of me on TV, I don’t have that fancy Tivo, I have no idea how to get it off my DVR and I’m not really even on the screen a whole lot, they showed a lot of clips of the stuff I was talking about. Besides, I said “ERM” instead of “UM”. I don’t need that circling the internet and reminding me, oh, ERM, everyday of my slip on live TV.

    It’s the “Let the moosh Whoorl your Hair” Contest Extravaganza!

    June 26, 2008

    That’s right my friends. With my new found riches from GE Caulk Singles I am going to sponsor one lucky readers hair TRANSFORMATION-mation-mation-mation

    Nothing can make a bad day good or a good day better like a great hair day.

    I am here to make that happen for one lucky lady (or dude, whatever, but I’m going to warn you dudes the ladies are going to be pretty cranky if you get up in their hair contest.)

    What’s even better? The hair goddess Sarah from Whoorl has agreed to join me in my efforts. The winner will be fast tracked to the FRONT! OF! THE! LINE! over at Hair Thursday (you know, the little hair site that has been in the NY Times and on Nightline? Yeah that one, the one with a massive waiting list?) Sarah herself will decide on a new style for the winner, readers will vote, off someone will go to a salon chair somewhere in the world to get a fabulous new do that they will come back and show off on Hair Thursday-all paid for by me and my cock caulk money (up to $140 USD).

    Now here’s what you have to do.

    You have to write a post on your own personal blog (Yes, you must have a blog for this contest, sorry.) sometime between today and Midnight EST Saturday, July 10th.

    • You must link back to this original entry and to Hair Thursday. Then, leave a comment on this post with a link to your entry. Each entry has to include:
    • a picture from your horrid hair past (even if it was twenty minutes or twenty years ago) Like say, this one. (I know, believe me, I know. Where do you even begin making fun of such a photo?)

    Circa 1992

    • a picture of a really good hair day captured on film (again, anytime in your life) Like this one perhaps:

    after outgrowing the perm.

    • and a picture of where your hair stands today (or sits, or flies away, or frizzes, or poofs). (Which just happens to be like the above photo for me. Everyday. My hair is magical. Heh. Whatever.)

    Anything else you add is completely up to you. The winner will be picked randomly from all qualifying entries and announced whilst Sarah and I are in San Francisco (between Thursday, July 18th and Sunday, July 20).

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    Fine print? Well, to make sure you use the money for your hair, arrangements will be made with the winner for payment. I will either purchase a gift certificate to the salon of your choosing or will call the salon personally to make payment arrangements. You’ll also have to provide photos of your hair being done in a salon atmosphere, no Miss Clairol and home and passing it off as professional. You have to get your hair DONE and DONE RIGHT. You deserve it.)

    Good luck!

    8.5 Tablespoons of love.

    May 4, 2008

    Want to see what I can to with a pound of butter and two pounds of sugar?

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    Sure you do. Linoleum Dynamite has all the answers.

    *hint* They’d be perfect to make for Mrs. Fussypants week long SURPRISE virtual shower going on over at Blissfully Domestic. (Though it will really only be a surprise for a few moments today.) Be sure to wish her all sorts of luck on Baby Boy #5 over at her shower page.

    blissfully domestic baby shower

    Want to see what I can do with my political prowess *snort*?

    Sure you do. MOMocrats has a guest post by me, go read it.

    It’s almost as good as my cupcakes.