Saddle up kids it was another eventful day at the local YMCA.
All this two hour working out a day stuff?
Totally paid off today.
HOW?
I was hit on.
By Rob.
He’s been working out for two years, he started in a home gym and the manager of his previous gym was mean so he “was like outta there” and joined the Y.
He likes it here.
OH! Is this the part where I get to mention that Rob weighs in at an impressive 120 lbs. and is a towering 5′2″? OH! AND! And! that he can bench a mind boggling, well, however much the bar weighs?
That’s right Cody, watch out, Rob’s on the prowl.
Rawr.
Oy, bless his heart, I am flattered. But why is it that the Brazilian soccer player and the firefighter in Chicago made my heart all a flutter more so than snaggletooth skeevy Rob?
When everyone except your betrothed is off limits shouldn’t any little nod in your direction be just as flattering as a nod from Chicago’s finest? (And OOH was he fine.)
Flattered, yes. Creeped out? MmmHmm. To tell you the truth he fits a lot of profiles you hear about on Law & Order.
Hmm.
Oh, so then I was in the sauna and a woman with Hilary hair came in and said (wait for it)
“Gosh, it’s a little hot in here.”
Let’s make a quick list of places you’d expect it to be “a little hot.”
5. Swanky hotel with husband sans anklebiter.
4. Sahara.
3. Death Valley.
2. Any old person’s house.
and NUMBER ONE
1. A SAUNA.
She may have had the hair but not the brains.
