Once upon a time I had a sissy who invited me to be her date to a wedding.


I had to get on an airplane (BY MYSELF) to go and I ended up somewhere new.

sand self portrait



beach beauties

beach walkingsissysflipper

I know. Who cares about my trip? SHOW US THE GOODS RIGHT?

THE bikini

I did it! On my period to boot!

I heart Floridaoceanpoolgirls

All the fresh beachy air and relaxation really got to me.


And then there was the wedding…



Then there was the reception (bring on the liquor Shirley Temples!)

boogie feverdancing queen

The most stressful thing I had to worry about all weekend?

Whatever does one wear to a beach wedding in Florida in October when it’s 87 degrees?

Don’t worry, I figured it out.


And then there was having to read ENTIRE books in ONE SITTING in a hammock on THE BEACH.


And the sights.


hibiscuspelican GPS

Don’t consider a GPS a sight?


Then I had to go home.

From this.

florida food

To this.

Indy food

From this.

sunset supreme

To this.


And this.


To this.

Sweet home Indiana.

Home sweet home.

I heart Florida.


  1. I got relaxed just reading about this trip of yours. Ahhh. Glad you had such a good time! Great pics!

  2. Oh, the bikini. The boobs! The bikini! The legs! The bikini!

    How do you get your legs to look so glossy? I’ve never been able to figure that one out.

  3. Looking HOT, babe!

    I am so jealous! Of the trip, too!! πŸ˜‰

    Loved the guest bloggers, but glad to have you back!!

  4. Awesome pictures! Welcome home. It looks like you had a great time. And you looked lovely in the bikini. πŸ™‚

  5. You look amazing, and Florida looks amazing, and why do the pictures of home so closely resemble things in my home? Like piles of laundry? Glad you had a great time!

  6. Well hey there hot mama, how you doin?

    Welcome home to laundry!

  7. I had no idea you were going to Florida, so much for BFF huh? So sad I missed your call today. Um ya, I seem to forget to turn my phone back on after sleep and napperoos…sowwy! Love these photos and EXTREMELY jealous. You look FANTASTIC! Love, love, kiss, kiss. Barnes and Noble should have that book for you. Had that same problem when I was trying to track them down, either that or their tremendous popularity has them out of stock? Huh…have fun!

  8. Looks like a fabulous time, and you rocked that bikini!

    Welcome back to the rain. (I assume you got all the rain Ohio is now getting today?)

  9. Welcome back, pretty lady; you look HAWT in the yellow bikini!

  10. Mom2-2boys says:

    OMG you were in my town!!! Glad you had so much fun!!

  11. I’ve been singing the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny song all week long waiting for your return.

  12. You were in my state!!! YAY!!!

  13. Definitely Hawt. We missed you!

  14. WOW! great trip. Has anyone told you that your toes are really cute? LOL. Great bikini!

  15. Hooray for vacation getaways! And thanks for all the guest bloggers, they were wonderful.
    Rock on, bikini momma!

  16. Dude. Was there ever a baby in that belly? You look so hawt I can’t decide whether or not I should hate you. Who am I kidding – I can’t stay mad at you. πŸ™‚

  17. i wish i could wear a freakin’ bikini. skinny bitch! πŸ™‚

  18. Welcome back to Indy!

    Great bod in the bikini! Rock on, sister!

  19. Does this mean when I go on my tropical vacation next month I’m to put up pics of me in my itty bitty pink bikini?

    Cuz that’s a scary thought.

    Unlike you in your hot yellow number. Hubba.

    Come a little closer so I can oogle the goods in real life…

  20. Welcome home. Did you bring Bossy some beach?

  21. It looks like you had a blast. And that bikini. Wow. Don’t ever expect that of me… you’re lucky there were bathing suit pictures from my Florida trip. They’re rare.

  22. And the reviews are in:

    Roger Ebert: “Two nips up! “This is her fullest body of work in years … a rich, well-rounded performance. A sexy madcap romp!”

    Time magazine: “An uplifting tour de force … Casey really puts herself out there with everything she’s got!”

    Entertainment Weekly: “Casey’s performance in ‘Escape From Garment Mountain’ shows she’s at the peaks of her career!”

    Joel Siegel of “Good Morning America”: “I laughed, I cried, I printed it out and I stuffed it under my mattress.”

    Associated Press: “Casey’s hills are alive with the sound of music in the sexiest single moment on film since Julie Andrews bared her breasts in ‘S.O.B.'”

    The New York Times: “Rack up another sizzling triumph for Casey! She’s a sure nominee for at least two Golden Globes!”

  23. Yowsa! Lookin’ foxy!

  24. wowsers.

    you are one brave lady…

    and i’m extremely jealous of the lack of stretch marks. you have no idea.

  25. Dude…YOU HOTT. And dude, Florida looks hott. I want to go.

    Hooray for trips and fun times and sun and no laundry and loads of books. Double hooray.

    Glad you went. But we missed you around these parts.

  26. Bow chicka bow wow!

    Mike Rowe has some competition for my “You’re so Hawt!” devotion!

    Yes, the beach is awesome. It’s why I live so close to it. But watch out for homeowners insurance. Ouch!

    Just so you know, a birdie told me that you may soon find Indiana more tolerable. I may have to hate you for it. That’s all I can say.

  27. Love the back to reality compare/contrast! Normal life is sooooooo…..normal.

    And meee-ow on that itsy bitsy item!

  28. Am jealous. And you look fancy in that yellow bikini πŸ™‚

  29. woohoo! lookin’ good mama!

    only you can document your trip in a way that makes me feel like i went with you!

    glad you had fun! πŸ™‚

  30. Now you got me all homesick for home! Dang girl you look hot in that itty teeny weeny yellow bikini. Delicious.

  31. Great pics! I’m jelous and have wanderlust and want to go to Florida. *sigh*

  32. sexy mama!!!

    so is the foot tattoo real? and if so, how bad was it? i’ve considered getting another one and want it on my foot…

    oh, and don’tcha just love the south?!

  33. This post made me shoot water all over my desk.

  34. You’re one hot mama!
    Loved the post!!

  35. how lucky are you??!!!??! Florida!

  36. What an awesome break from reality πŸ˜‰

    And shut up about the swimsuit, if I could orgasm on a treadmill I would be as skinny as you πŸ˜› YOu do look hot though πŸ˜‰

  37. Lookin’ GOOD! Yeehaw, hot stuff!
    I remembered reading about this and had to do a net search for “yellow striped bikini” just to see how the saga turned out.

    Awesome! ;P

  38. Hey I’m a stumbler, and I landed on your blog! I live in Fl and your post was hilarious. Glad you had fun

  39. kookimebux says:

    Hello. And Bye. πŸ™‚


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