hi hi hi!


my ugerus was in saaaad sorry shape but is almost all bethter now. neeesdels to say the goood drugcs have not left my ssystem and with binking being exhausign and lifing my head to find backspace nect to impossible typing is kind of abug fat joke.

But i had to say THAANNNK YOUUU to everyone for makeing me giggle and weke[[p dammit weep wih all of your supprot on teh twiters.

i hurt pretty bad. no sense in lying aboruht that. my anetsheisioloigrst was Hot. i wauss supposed to have some spry redhead lady with freckles and instelad i got dashingdocntor mcdashypants. he had sto see me pee in bag while i was all out and stuff. also szince i was om ny period someone else had to take off may grannie pannies. THE Y DIDN’t GIVE hEM ABACK! have yet to see if they arean on ebayy today. BIIDD HGIGH PEPOLE!

BEST NEWSAS EVER!>>??? i got to skop the lasf few days of my period with my cleanout!! OH WOWHICUPS HUUURT!

moosh 2.o is sitill like half a year awya. apparenlty there’s jthings jacked up in there thaft surgfury couldn’t fix.(EDNO MEtreIOSIS LIKE x 10.000! BOO!!)  more on that when i don’t feel like a swallowed a mylar balooomn.


pazz the drugs pl.sz!


  1. @Amber, he gave me 50 pills, i don’t waste. 🙂

  2. @Halala Mama, and lots of drool on my pillow!

  3. @Overflowing Brain, no one has brought me donuts yet.NO ONE HAS BROUGHT ME DONUTS YET. this is disturbing to me.

  4. @emily, you must be a in the sisterhood of bunk uteri to appreciate a good timeline.

    emily Reply:

    @Casey, How did you know? Sometimes I am elated with shrugging shoulders and uncertain statements like, “well, every month is different… so who knows what’s wrong?” 🙂

  5. @Momo Fali, Does next month work for you?

  6. @OHmommy, you said hugs, i read drugs. THANK YOU!

  7. @Elizabeth Kaylene, whhhyyy aarree you not taking themm?

    Elizabeth Kaylene Reply:

    @Casey, Oh, I don’t know, something about them just makes me super high and dehydrated and short of breath… I guess it’s fun but I’ve had enough for one week!

  8. @Melizzard, good news? yes. STILL ALIVE!

  9. @Casey, True confession: I have never tried Red Bull.

  10. @Casey, I don’t even need the good stuff. Next time we hang out just slip me some Benedryl. You’ll love me on Benedryl.

  11. Looking forward to having you well and moosh 2.0 on the way. Keep up the positive attitude-you’ve got the weight of a lot of people supporting you and loving you from near and far!!!

  12. Huggers and all that stuffs.

  13. @Casey, I had no idea! That would have been nice to know after my tubal ligation. But who wants to climb the stairs after surgery??? Sheesh. Hope it’s better today.

  14. @Casey, YAY! indeed. The unknown is the the worst (at least for me). I’m excited to see/follow the timeline with you 🙂


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