Tuesday night this was my dream…I was trying to graduate on the last day of school at Bingham High School in Utah. (Go Miners!)

I was 28. And I was dressed very fancy.

Needless to say they didn’t let me graduate.

I had somewhere very important to be.

A gay man showed up to assist me.

We got on a bus.

We got lost in Midvale, Utah.

The end.

Cody’s dream. Tuesday night. Same bed. Same time.

Cody watches as I dive off a cliff in a full skintight leather suit, glide through the water like a torpedo only to surface all Lara Croft* style with a gun in each hand as I pump lead into the bad guys up on shore.

All Cody could do was watch and throw rocks.

The end.

*boobs not entirely to scale.


  1. Wow, I wouldn’t even know how to analyze that other than guessing you feel like gay men save the sartorial day and Cody feels like you kick butt. Which they do and you do.

  2. i love the pictures, you have a gift as an artist. lol

  3. The illustrations are very helpful.

  4. 🙂 love the pics!!

  5. LOL! The pictures are hilarious.

  6. OMGosh! So funny! You have mad stick-figure skills, babe. Perhaps a second career? Gotta love Tomb Raider dreams and boobs not drawn to scale… 😉

  7. Love the drawings! 🙂

  8. How funny! I love that Cody was throwing rocks at the bad guys. : )

  9. The pictures are freakin’ awesome!!! You should frame them!

  10. Okay, I love this. And I’m really disturbed to know that my brother is a boob man.

  11. Too funny! Must be something in the air because my dreams have been weird lately too.

  12. When I opened this post I immediately thought, “Wow, the Moosh is really getting good at drawing.”

    I don’t know whether that’s a compliment or an insult.

  13. Hmmm. I think Cody’s has a better chance for a successful sequel.

  14. I love this! I have tons and tons and tons of dreams that I go back to high school after having graduated college. I’m sitting in class, and realize that I’m way too smart to be there. But they won’t let me leave! PANIC!

  15. Haha, I wish I had half that artistic talent! 🙂 Illustrations are always nice additions.

  16. We were just watching the first Lara Croft movie on tv last night. I fell asleep thinking, “How fake were Angelina’s boobs in that movie?!”

  17. The dreams were GREAT. The drawings were FUN. I’m just sorry that the boobs aren’t to scale.

  18. That was a very crazy/random dream! The pictures are very uh artistic!– umm did you actually go to Bingham (Go Miners!) because I really went there…. funny coincidence…;)

  19. Just a minor side note… Midvale is hardly the place you want to get lost while riding public transit!

  20. UTA used to be my ride back in my days in the SLC. Your stick figure rendition is completely accuratw 😉

  21. Oh god, I needed that laugh. Thank you.